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Wow, how shocking the far right guy from an actual apartheid state who supports the far right German party and believes Jews foment hatred against whites did a Nazi salute at the inauguration. So shocking. I’m absolutely floored.

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Do not let them erase this. Do not let them tell you he meant "my heart goes out for you."

This man is the grandson of a Canadian Nazi sympathizer who moved to South Africa BECAUSE he thought the apartheid was just the coolest.

He has a gaggle of kids specifically because he believes his genes are superior and need to be spread to improve humanity.

He has thrown his support behind the neonazi party in Germany and the far right party in the UK, not to mention how far he's wormed up the ass of the Republican party.

He threw two sieg heil salutes back to back at the inauguration of the president of the United States and is trying to scrub the evidence off the internet.

Elon Reeve Musk is a fucking Nazi.

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The good thing about MAGA taking over the government is now we Democrats no longer need to keep secret the fact that we actually do collect baby blood in the basement of that pizza parlor to fuel our Jewish space lasers that control the weather.

Phew, I mean I feel the weight lifted already.

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there’s a man on tiktok who isn’t jewish but who is minoring in jewish studies and who has started making informational videos directly combatting antisemitism. on one hand, it sucks that goyim often only listen to other goyim, but seeing someone who isn’t jewish stand up for us and educate people without pulling punches is making me a bit emotional. he’s @lordkamar for anyone else on tik tok and i highly recommend following him if you’re on that app

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I absolutely love talking about Judaism, Jewish history, and Jewish culture, but every time someone comes up to me and is like hey you’re Jewish, can I ask you something? I have micro panic attack while waiting for the follow up sentence.

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I love judaism for doing this but with covering challah:

Context: one of the reasons it is said that the challah is covered during shabbos before it is eaten is to ensure we** don't embarrass or shame it because the wine is blessed before it. I find this extra funny as an autistic person who personifies objects

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the “a specific group of Israelis said something bad so we have the right to hunt down every jew in our country and hurt/kill them as punishment” rationale is really stone ages for a modern society but here we are. again.

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I'm sure this has been said before, but jewish culture is getting prayers and jewish songs stuck in your head constantly

Its almost hannukah and I still have several earworms from passover.

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gd i love judaism

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Had someone very seriously suggest to me that you could bake latkes to make them healthier and I was like. absolutely not. the oil is the point. the oil burned for eight days and eight nights and gave us light to see by. it is still possible, against all odds, to live in a time of miracles. the oil is the point.

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I'm surprised to see this, but anyone with spotify premium be on the lookout for Choosing a Jewish Life:

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Me: "What do you think Hashem would say if all I had this finals week was coffee and slurpees?

my friend, Hao: What the hell is this, bro?

Me, eying another cup from my espresso machine: He'd say that in those words exactly? Hao: G-d speaks through the people, and I- the people- am telling you to knock it off.

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call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there