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the “a specific group of Israelis said something bad so we have the right to hunt down every jew in our country and hurt/kill them as punishment” rationale is really stone ages for a modern society but here we are. again.

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I'm sure this has been said before, but jewish culture is getting prayers and jewish songs stuck in your head constantly

Its almost hannukah and I still have several earworms from passover.

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gd i love judaism

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Had someone very seriously suggest to me that you could bake latkes to make them healthier and I was like. absolutely not. the oil is the point. the oil burned for eight days and eight nights and gave us light to see by. it is still possible, against all odds, to live in a time of miracles. the oil is the point.

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I'm surprised to see this, but anyone with spotify premium be on the lookout for Choosing a Jewish Life:

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Me: "What do you think Hashem would say if all I had this finals week was coffee and slurpees?

my friend, Hao: What the hell is this, bro?

Me, eying another cup from my espresso machine: He'd say that in those words exactly? Hao: G-d speaks through the people, and I- the people- am telling you to knock it off.

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call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

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💫time to break diaspora part of jumblr💫with the roladin sufganiyot, the most expensive fanciest sufganiyot a jew can get for hanukkah! each year there’s a price rise new collection with new and exciting flavors!

here’s hanukkah 2024 collection (with the help of google translate bc i’m literally too lazy to translate it myself, so i’m sorry if something doesn’t make sense- just ask) ��:

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Wait, this may be a little silly but I’m being so serious…

Are moose associated with Hanukkah??? I see them everywhere in the states

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I see the goyim are struggling with keeping their cats out of their Christmas trees! Baruch Hashem I celebrate Hanukkah I just need to prevent my cat from actually lighting herself on fire.

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