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Emily: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

JJ: Well, maybe you should have principles.

Emily: You're right. Maybe I should.

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Matt Simmons asking the real questions and regretting them immediately

S13E05 Lucky Strikes

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Penelope: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Derek: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Penelope: But pink.

Spencer: And it's hot.

Penelope: PINK!

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Hi there, so I'm really nervous to ask this, but I loved your fic about Spencer and male!Reader. There are so few people who do male!reader and searching for it doesn't work well bc people cross tag m!Reader when it's gn or even f!reader 😫😫

You've never said anything about requests or even headcanons, but um? Would you? Be open to male!reader reqs? If not I totally understand I'm sorry if this isn't OK to ask...

Hi, Anon. I'm really glad you liked Another of Your Firsts! I was super proud of how it turned out and hearing that people like it makes me very happy 😁

Yeah, I hear you about the cross-tagging, it's SO annoying when people do that for "reach" like this it TikTok. Just tag it what it is and your audience will come, spamming irrelevant tags just pisses people off!

And you're not intruding in any way by asking if I do requests. You're framing it as an honest question and not a demand, so it's actually quite flattering. 😊

The thing is though, I'm bad enough at getting around to writing my own ideas, let alone anyone else's 😣 If you would like to send a request, feel free, but I cannot promise I will be able to do it, at least not in a timely manner. I'll at least share my thoughts on the idea if I decide I can't actually write it.

Thank you so much for the ask 😆

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I finished season 1 of Spartacus: Blood and Sand (that I mentioned watching bc of my partner) and I need a Spartacus × Crixus college AU "omg they were roommates" enemies to lovers slow burn right this instant to fill the gaping hole in my chest.

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Hotch: Remember, if you get captured, no matter what they do, don’t talk!

Reid: What if they torture us?

Hotch: Just don’t talk!

Reid: Can we scream a little?

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The FBI doctorate trio that we deserve to see working together on screen

Dr Spencer Reid, Dr Alex Blake and Dr Tara Lewis you will always be famous

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concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

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Alright, I need to have a chat with the teenagers that follow me, specifically regarding lying about your age and nsfw content. This isn’t directed at anyone, but I think it’s a convo that needs to be had in general.

I was a teenager once. I get it. Everyone lies about their age online. Maybe not to other people, but I’m sure every minor has clicked a ‘yeah, sure, I’m 18+” button at some point in their lives. I’m not here to shame you for that.

What I am here to say is it is vital that teenagers understand the difference between engaging in sexual content independently (ie, entering a fake birthday to access 18+ content), and lying about your age to engage in sexual activities with others online (joining discord servers/using nsfw channels intended for adults only/lying about your age to talk to nsfw content creators/commissioning nsfw art/etc).

Lying about your age to a website so you can look at porn is one thing. It’s an entirely independent experience, where the only consent that really matters is yours. Nobody has any power over you in this situation, and there’s about no chance of legal consequences.

However, lying about your age to other human beings is extremely different. If you’re engaging in nsfw roleplay with a friend about the same age as you, talking about sex with other teenagers, sharing nsfw fics among friends, that’s one thing. But do not lie about your age to engage in sexual activities/discussions. Not only is something that could have actual legal ramifications, and very serious ones depending on what’ going on, but it’s a violation of the other people’s consent. The moment other real people are involved, you need to be respectful of their boundaries & what is and isn’t appropriate for you to be engaging with. If they say no minors, I don’t care if you’re 17.5, you stay out until you are 18 years old.

Examples of situations where it is never okay to lie or mislead anyone about your age online include:

Joining/accessing nsfw channels or servers on discord.

Yes, I know it’s very easy to just click that little red button on discord that lets you access the channel you’re so curious about. It looks just like the one you see on adult websites that you click without thinking.

Don’t do it.

If channels are 18+ then you stay out of them. There are other real life human beings involved who did not give consent to have a minor in an adult orientated space.

Engaging with nsfw creators/content directly

ie, commissioning nsfw artwork, following or talking to nsfw creators who’ve asked for no interactions from minors/flagged their accounts as 18+ only, subscribing to nsfw creators on patron, nsfw roleplay, etc.

Joining/engaging with adult only communities, like Fetlife or cam sites.

Engaging in romantic and/or sexual online relationships

Any time you are talking with one or more other real human beings, particularly any adults, in a sexual context.

I know that adult websites have basically trained teenagers to just say they’re 18 and move on, but it is vital that teenagers understand that it is never okay to lie about your age when directly engaging in any kind of sexual activity. Knowing people’s age is a vital part of consent, and if an adult is found to have been engaging in sexual activity with a minor, they could face life long legal consequences. Not only that, but a basic facet of consent is clear, honest communication. If you are lying to a partner, then you do not have consent. Lying about your age is a huge violation of consent.

That’s not to say you can never mention sex around adults online. There are times and places where you may be asking for advice, or even just making jokes about sex or whatever. That’s all well and good, so long as everyone is on the same page. It’s on adults to make sure that we are behaving appropriately around minors online, and make sure that we’re setting boundaries in those relationships. But it’s on minors to communicate that they are minors, and respect those boundaries that are set.

So, tl;dr,

Lying about your age to access a porn site is fine. Lying about your age to engage in sexual situations/adult-only spaces where other real human beings are involved is not.

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she’s a poor little meow meow. she was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. she’s suffered more than jesus. she’s misunderstood. she’s a silly guy. she experienced the horrors. she did all those crimes. she has done nothing wrong. she deserves to kill. she’s the most interesting girl in the world. i didn’t say a name, but she popped into your head, didn’t she?

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Morgan: You’re giving me a sticker?

Garcia: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Morgan: I’m not a preschooler.

Garcia: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Morgan: I earned this, back off!

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Reid: Good morning.

Morgan: Good morning.

JJ: Good morning.

Garcia: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Rossi: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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whump thrives on big, sweeping emotions like fawning love or spiteful hate, but i'm so, so here for smaller or more complex ones. "we used to be close and now we're not. maybe i don't even like you much anymore." "i don't care about you but i cared about your mother very much." "we've barely talked so i don't have an opinion of you but i hate your friends." "you used to be kind of an asshole and while i've let it go, i haven't forgiven you." give me character dynamics so subtle i have to whip out the microscope to read the subtext!!

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Ok but is no one going to point out the bisexual bracelet?

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why do all the bad things happen to Reid? do the writers hate him or sth?

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