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reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

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Microdosing on court intrigue by being really cagey about what I do in my spare time for no good reason

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someone write a fanfic where thanos survives but loses his voice RN

You guys want to know something sad??

Thanos was stabbed in the trachea.

One can survive a home-made tracheostomy (if your tongue swells up not letting air pass to the lungs, you could do an emergency tracheostomy with just a cut and a pen)

But, the amount of blood Thanos expelled in that moment was a lot, meaning that player 333 also broke the carotid artery.

MEANING. Thanos suffered a long death... drowning in his own blood for easily ten minutes. And he couldn't cry or scream (the vocal cords are way up from where he was stabbed, so if he scream, no noise can be made)

Still alive, dronwning, and not being able to scream for help

My poor, poor Thanos...

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jittering, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos-

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emo top u will always be famous

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my shayla

CHOI SEUNG-HYUN (T.O.P) after interview

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LOOK AT POOKIE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MY SHAYLAAA

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it’s over, he got me (almost fell in 2021)

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underrated in his OWN SHOW.

raw. next question.

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He’s so crazy I can’t take him anywhere 🤪

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y’all don’t understand how happy i am how much recognition TOP is getting now <3 he deserves these big roles and he absolutely killed it also so happy to see him back <3 he deserves the best cutie patootie

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Me and my bestie when chisme

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all the f1 x gladiator drawings i've done so far