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Finally! // Open

I have a large amount of my patients covered. I can finally relax and focus.

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Wait...someone did that to you? You should have texted me!

"I got cat-called today… made me feel kinda gross. I had to take a shower when I got home."

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Who are the better siblings: the Greers or the Jefferys?

Codependency vs. Codependency. You’ve got the little brother reduced to a puppy around his older brother and the sister who clings to her brother for life, sanity, and everything else. I have to say neither. Suzy and I are better siblings and we’re only sisters in gossip. 

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I've never been a gentleman, Delilah. You should know this. I'm only polite when I know I have to be. Besides, I don't want to touch them. I might eat one.

I just couldn’t go to the US. Fuck the US. Such a gentleman, making me get it myself.

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You'd be deported back to Quebec, back to Canada. You wouldn't be able to travel I don't think. I'll have to look it up. ((He said, giving a shrug.)) You know where my fridge is.

Ok. [She pauses] I thought about it. Give me those brownies. Easily, Americans are fucking morons and I’d rather go to France or somewhere as a Canadian. 

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Any thoughts on the current couples in Sterling?

Elijah/Isobel  

Sterling’s picture perfect romance. Domestic bliss, hearts in their eyes, slavery — it’s a dream come true! If I thought Elijah had any capacity for manipulation this would actually be my dream team, but I’m almost certain they’re both kidding themselves.

Dylan/Samson/Jason/etc

This isn’t a couple, it’s a trainwreck, but let’s throw it into the mix just for kicks. Anyone with eyes can see that Dylan is a stealth Domme. She’s just building up her harem and waiting for the right moment to seal the deal. My question is who’s she going to add to the pile next?

Dom/Colleen

That body — and yes we’re talking about the Good Doctor — was not built for tea parties. People of Sterling, I plead with you, find a woman who knows what do with a man and give her an hour alone with the doctor, I can guarentee he won’t look back. And if you can’t find any takers, I volunteer.

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Yes they can, ma petite soeur. You might want to think about that before you get high. Wait, why haven't you gotten citizenship yet? you should have been able to apply for it years ago.

Oh. They can do that shit to you if you’re not a citizen? Fuck. 

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If I get high, I'll get into deeper trouble than you. I'll be deported back to Canada and you'll be left here without me and I'll be leaving behind Dylan and Jason. I'll lose my license to practice psychiatry and I'll end up a bum in our home town after my successful career. I'll just stay sober unless it's alcohol.

Point?

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De rien, mademoiselle. Three in the afternoon, sharp.

Phone Call: "Hello Dr. Jeffery. This is Rosalind McGowan. I don't know if you remember me but I wanted to schedule a session with you. I've been meaning to for a while but... I've finally plucked up the courage to do it. So... when would be the good time to come see you?"

Mademoiselle, of course I remember you! My next available appointment would be Monday at three in the afternoon. Would that be suitable for you, mademoiselle? And please, bring an item of personal value; a trinket or piece of jewelry, even a childhood toy, perhaps.

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I am here on a work visa. I'm not a citizen in this country as of yet, my darling sister.

Why not? Party with me.

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((Taking in the kiss, he let the subject go before pulling out of the kiss and looking into her eyes.)) Oui, ma cherie. Shall we?

"Shh," she says, holding her finger to his lips and kissing him sensually to shut him up.

"Cuban sounds so yummy. That sounds like a perfect night."

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Dylan has special brownies in my fridge if you want them. I can't partake as of yet.

Good, because I am loud as fuck. Oh, no, I also meant like not sex stuff ‘cause, you know, I can get more fucked in the brain. 

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I had my face in the sink. I need to brush my teeth.

Would you ever sleep with your sister?

ARE YOU SICK?! I feel so nauseated now. That’s my little sister. That’s…no.

Others may partake in incestuous activities but that isn’t something I condone to myself personally.

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Um... ((He said, looking around.)) I can suggest my submissive or my slave if you wish? I just know I will be a hundred kilometers from the location you are at with them.

Well then unless you’re hooking me up with someone, plug your ears. Or if you’ve got something good to give me, I’ll take that too.

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Phone Call: "Hello Dr. Jeffery. This is Rosalind McGowan. I don't know if you remember me but I wanted to schedule a session with you. I've been meaning to for a while but... I've finally plucked up the courage to do it. So... when would be the good time to come see you?"

Mademoiselle, of course I remember you! My next available appointment would be Monday at three in the afternoon. Would that be suitable for you, mademoiselle? And please, bring an item of personal value; a trinket or piece of jewelry, even a childhood toy, perhaps.

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Would you ever sleep with your sister?

ARE YOU SICK?! I feel so nauseated now. That’s my little sister. That’s…no.

Others may partake in incestuous activities but that isn’t something I condone to myself personally.