Really looking forward to future etymologists writing papers on 21st century slang in which they discuss the origin of the term "based", thus forcing them to explain in academic language who Lil B is
I feel like every time Taylor Swift RSVPs for any event her stylist and glam team get together for months in advance to plan out one of the ugliest, corniest, most boring looks a human mind could possibly dream up
girlfriend looks over my shoulder and sees that im on a twitter account named "The Toy That Plays Back" and my profile pic is a a jack in the box with angry eyebrows posting stuff like "How about we play with YOU for a change" and "Us Toys hate being played with"