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me when someone says they don't like taylor swift:

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[sobbing]

[sobbing harder]

Tiddy.

[back to sobbing]

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SCHOOL SPIRITS SEASON 2 SPOILER‼️

Not to be one of those gays that thinks every character is gay, but i am one of those gays. And i’m right. These two should kiss.

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Now whoever is responsible for the music on this season of School Spirits needs to get their ass ate, have their pillow always cold, and every stop light they approach turn green.

When I tell you when I heard Knocked Loose I almost got up from the couch and told my wife “this season is for me”

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The internet: “Glinda should’ve gotten on the broom!”

Ariana Grande: “First of all, I would’ve died, immediately. I would’ve fallen off the broom. I would’ve been off the broom, dead, instantly.”

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happy your worst sin is you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing saturday

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Stay alive lesbians

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bigger than love

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'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no

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does it ever drive you crazy, just how fast the night changes?

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TAYLOR SWIFT & SABRINA CARPENTER at the 67th GRAMMY Awards (Feb 02, 2025)

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Happy Black History Month ❤️🖤💚

The first Black artist to win Best Country Album in over 50 years. The Pointer Sisters (Black women) became the first to win in this category in 1974.

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That’s it. That’s the show. ;)

(Thanks to @tansyuduri for pointing me to the medieval meme generator, which i crudely combined with Procreate to make this)

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Taylor catching Janelle's blazer and putting it on at the Grammys! (February 2, 2025)

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one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

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“you’re so funny” thanks no one wanted to play with me as a little kid so i’ve been scheming like a criminal ever since to make them love me and make it seem effortless