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From a non-vulcan perspective, the Jim/Spock relationship is much like Gomez and Morticia Addams. From a Vulcan perspective, their relationship is more like Jessica and Roger Rabbit.
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you should be allowed to leave work as soon as someone pisses you off. the duration of my shift should depend on how stupid people are acting
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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise
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Silly Symphony - The Goddess of Spring (1934)
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headcanon that "grover, get your friend" is a quote grover hears like fifty times a day. because any time percy and annabeth get into even the smallest argument. they immediately make it his problem lol
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The Eras Tour, March 17th 2023 & December 8th 2024. It was the end of an era but the start of an age.
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they should let me design tshirts
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Happy two years to Taylor scaring the shit out of everyone by diving into the stage after finishing up the surprise songs.

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How it feels being a longtime Taylor fan that remembers when there used to be two years between new music releases.

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they should make clothes that are designed by people who are familiar with human anatomy & physiology
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anyone else agree that distance timing breakdown fighting silence the train runs off its track kiss me try to fix it could you just try to listen hang up give up for the life of us we cant get back
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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer
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hands down the bbc merlin version of the sword in the stone legend is the funniest possible version of it. this big dramatic scene of arthur realising his true potential and finally believing in himself as a king as his remaining subjects watch in awe, witnessing a sign that their king is destined to carry camelot to greatness, because this legendary prophecy about removing the sword from the stone has finally come to pass,
and then merlin’s in the background whispering to gaius just ‘yeah i stuck that in there like last week and made the story up on the spot. gonna use magic to make it look like arthur’s actually doing something’ SIR PLEASE
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grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. I see bricks, I see mortar, I see a trowel, I see a cask of wine, I see that asshole Montresor glaring at me over the top of the wall…
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Walking around my house in circles repeatedly saying "what the fuck"
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