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It has been two years. Why is this still getting notes.

I can infer that Ruth is rude, Texas needs to slow it’s turbines, and ambivents don’t need to be the manager’s favorite in order to get bread.

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So it’s been like a year since I opened this app and I’ve decided right now that it’s gonna be a public diary, because oversharing on the internet is what I do best.

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Her name is Persephone

Kore is the sweetness of spring, the flowers, and the sun’s return. The wildness of vines and dandelions acting as rebellion in the face of the harvest’s neatness and rows and order. Kore is hand-picked berries, defrosted streams sparkling clear and sweet. Ripened fruit stolen off tree branches, decorating sun-kissed skin. The west Zephyrus’s soft touch and delicious scent named the bringer of spring for carrying her chariot. Kore is the maiden, light as laughter in the willows and bright as the festivals that welcome her. 

But Persephone is the strength of spring. Hurtling winds flattening the willows and breaking the trees who refuse to bend. Devastated crop rows when quiet rebellion isn’t enough. Rewriting rivers, cleansing the air and the earth through brute strength and force alone. Demanding Zeus's lightning. Commanding the Anemoi. Zephyrus may carry her chariot, but his brothers fell to her demands just as swiftly, dancing to the movements of her baton to form symphonies of twisters and hurricanes. The Storm Season’s destruction is every bit as much her work as the delights she brings in winter’s wake. 

Kore was the Bringer Of Destruction long before she was Queen. 

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That moment

When one of your friends

Sends you something that made them happy

And even if it’s silly or dumb

They’re sharing their interests with you

And your heart just

Swells

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That feeling when it’s your birthday.

And all your friends text you and wish you well.

Except for one person.

And you know they know. And they’re just not taking the time to shoot your a text or a dm or anything. Not even a “hbd”.

And it kinda wrecks your whole day.

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Does a dead sense of self worth count?

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

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As the daughter of a retail employee

If you ever made a minimum wage employee’s life more difficult,

Fuck you.

Do better.

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“I’m so Edgey™ I think it’s cool to tell a 19 year old who has struggled with suicidal thoughts to kill them selves.” Y’all I-

some of you think hating the fish blog is a personality trait and I’m here to tell you you’re wrong and all your obsessive posts about it “owning” him are boring and clogging up my dash

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I make a lot of jokes about never growing up but I pulled a handful of receipts out of my purse today and at least one was from 2016.

I’m turning into a middle aged woman

There is no escape.

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Esteemed guests. Honorable guests.

Instead of bf/gf, how about Significant Other

This may be be super common but I use Dude and Bro as a gender neutral term

Honestly let’s just collectively go back to titles. “Their Excellency_______” “The Honorable _____” “The Esteemed ________”

i think i'd like non-binary labels better if they weren't just all the most disgustingly corny shit ever concieved. like phrases inclusive of non-binary people are ALWAYS some shit like "attention ladies/gentlemen/PAL-LY-O'S!" or "one day you'll get a boyfriend/girlfriend/special lil squishy person :3" or "hey dudes/dudettes/dude-illi-doo-dees" or "to all my kings, queens, and silly little royal friends..." like you know what. don't ever refer to me as a non-binary person actually if that's how it's gonna be just call me dude it's not that hard

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As “OK Boomer” rises in our vernacular, can we bring back this bop.

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As a Sad Academic Bitch™

The best decision I ever made was befriending kids at school that have like no academic interests.

Because they learned a while ago that their self worth is more than a scantron or a transcript. And as someone who’s based her entire sense of self on those for the past 13 years, it’s something I struggle with. So when I’m genuinely devistated by a shitting grade (I cried 5 times today over a Chem test i bombed), they remind me that there’s more to me than that single test. And unlike my Fellow Academic™ friends, I can tell them what my shitty scores are without feeling judged. So befriend the chill kids in your Gen Ed or Elective classes, they’ll mean the world to you.

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Imagine needing drugs to want to eat the rich

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Did I catch feels? Or did my friends read into my friendship too much and made me overthink?

That’s a secret I’ll never tell

XOXO In Love with My Best friend

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I can infer that Ruth is rude, Texas needs to slow it’s turbines, and ambivents don’t need to be the manager’s favorite in order to get bread.

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Lord of the Flies is a lot more enjoyable if you look at it this way

lord of the flies is a depressing and violent book but its also so fucking funny when you think about it like. in a meta way. the author was a teacher at an all-boys school that hated every kid he taught and was SO sick of the ‘brit kids go on adventures’ genre that he wrote a full-length novel about them absolutely LOSING it and also every kid in the book was based off a kid in his class. like if that isnt the most hilarious shit ever

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I PASSED OUT AT 8PM AND GOT 8 HOURS OF SLEEP AND IT FEELS LIKE I DID AN ENTIRE KILO OF COCAINE

I don’t think I can sleep for 3 days