you ever think: oh shit i’m like a teenager now. like i’m what little me wanted. i have died my hair and i go out with friends and i sit on the roof of a parking garage and laugh about stupid shit.
A comprehensive, but incomplete, list of supernatural fandom phrases
In no particular order
i love it here (jensen ackles psychological warfare chamber)
thee
insane show for insane people
fuck off destiel
hi for the love of god hello
oh, dean. his nipple is out
castiel, did you fuck the michael sword?
one and done angelic t shot
you don’t know that you wouldn’t fall in love with a bug
giving it all up for a bottom from kansas
killing that man
gay angel
scriblo squimble scroncksy and the like
i don’t want to watch good television, i want to watch supernatural
cool it gorge w butch you’re in more drag rn than i’ll ever be
shave your chest father of two it’s fanservice time
specialest little discipleson dean
what have you accomplished besides leaking out your ass at a walmart in every destiel fanfic
i am gutted
et tu brute
you are poison
[gunshots] [omitted] and *
wrist not limp enough; need to boil it
dean can be bi but jensen is definitely gay
the last great american queerbait
don’t rich people have group chats
the cw sniper
the gay guy in sera gambles head (x)
fuck off destiel
he is the reason
why lamp
unparalleled media experience
all the j- words, jacting joices, jacting jussy, jole, etc.
Jomohobe specifically
you can’t be gay you ride a motorcycle
jensens omegan sensibilities
castiel did you fuck the michael sword
all gods are men and all men can be fucked (connected: morally bankrupt rpf is praxis)
the very sight of a mans boobs corrupts
vampire surprise
jackles long con
He-wolf, she-wolf a study in werewolf transgenderism
The pizza man montage
Father, that’s a sheath
greetings, bloodfreak
lawboy
i fuck monsters, not gods
orpheus’ gay cajun vampire sidepiece
cain’s oc wife colette (connected: they didn’t even cast able)
love interest to lucifer’s insane little brother
instructions unclear, dick stuck in the michael sword
put him in the michael wave
rip steve yockey
good omens crowley is dust
history’s most uncomfortable, reluctant, closed-mouth kiss, like two pale coconuts gently colliding
all the day of the week posts including but not limited to:
fimmf (fingers in my mouth friday); shiaws (slamm him into a wall saturday; sammy sunday; fuck off destiel friday; brother, it’s ten am on a tuesday tuesday; oh buddy, it’s only monday monday
special thanks to all the people who helped me compile this list
I am looking for a Sam Winchester/Gabriel fic on Ao3. It was Stanford era and sam had run out of money so he found an ad to do porn with Loki and they ended up getting together but sam had to move into the dorms and Gabriel erased his memory and he didn't regain it until a hunt many years later.