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I found it funny that a dude living in a cave for 20 years decided to vaccinate as soon as he heard about the virus for the first time
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I think toy doctors are so nice actually like i remember being a little heartbroken kid when one of my beloved stuffed animals got old and torn up and my mom just threw him out. And i know what it would have meant to me, to have someone lovingly stitch him back up instead so i could love him just a little longer. And I’m really glad there are little kids out there who get to see pictures of their stuffed animals and dolls with little fake hospital beds and casts as they “rest & heal” before returning to them good as new. Like what a sweet thing to do with your life.
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Look, I may not be an explorer or-or an adventurer or-or a treasure seeker or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but I am proud of what I am. I...am a librarian.
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This little dude managed to open my pizza delivery within 20 seconds of delivery drop off.
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It is the mental projection of your digital self. The Matrix (1999) | The Wachowskis
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