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At work right now, and let me tell you it has been a wild day. First off, the fire alarms were going off repeatedly this morning, so we had the fire department come and inspect each individual alarm to see what the issue was. Spider. It was a spider. They found an issue elsewhere that needs to be sorted out also, but the spider was an easy fix.

My schedule was all delayed cuz of this, but I was able to give a resident a late morning bath. Then my coworker comes in. "Greg, you won't believe this... there's a bird stuck in the fireplace"

So I get the bird unstuck, but now it's flying all over the house in a panic, slamming into walls, lights, the ceiling. It ends up in a resident's room where I finally coaxed it outside.

Can today stop being a Disney rom com? No more animals, please?

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spark ✨⁣

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I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

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please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.

Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:

1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves

2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD

3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.

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Esrolian mosaic depicting the goddess Ernalda as Mother of Animals

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my wife and my son walking out of the Claire’s together

heres the speedpaint and some other versions

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blocked someone for having "strong opinions" on how much they hate tofu . she isnt a joke to me thats my fucking wife youre talking about

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cloudy day.

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“When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money.”

Graffiti found in amphitheater in Menomonie, Wisconsin

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MY BROTHER, MY BROTHER AND ME | 1.03

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tips on what to say when someone says they have a seafood allergy:

if you care for them, you can say, "thank you for informing me--i won't have seafood near you"

if you hate them, you can say, "my shrimpathies"

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recent water pictures