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I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—

We did it. We finally saved her.

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Source

An unfathomable amount of money

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this is what i sent

this is what i got

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i’m going to go lie flat on some train tracks

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Post of strength for all people heading into battle this Thursday as the singular person holding the fabric of the family together.

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the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

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she turned that airship around and they lived happily ever after trusttt

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Sumerian Veteran: *has severe PTSD but doesn't know it because the term won't be invented for another 5000 years* I fight the same battle in my dreams every night and my relationship with my family has fallen apart.

Sumerian Healer: *saw hundreds of veterans with the exact same affliction before* You're cursed by desert demons.

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olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat

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The Legend of Korra ended with Korra and Asami holding hands so Arcane could have Caitlyn and Vi go absolutely feral in a jail cell today

What a difference 10 years of representation makes

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im fucking sobbing why did they kill him twice in a row in the community notes

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people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny

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you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

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monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

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