Sara Runnels is a writer living in New York City. Most notably, her work has appeared in Tinder messages, late-night tweets, Gmail inboxes, group texts, Instagram captions, the Notes app, Tumblr drafts and abandoned Word documents. But luckily, she pays her bills by being a sought-after marketing copywriter, where she has spent a good portion of her career writing for distinguished brands like CBS, JetBlue, Birchbox, MTV, Verizon and Disney. A piece she wrote about God creating millennial earth was the #7 most-read piece on McSweeney’s in 2017. Other buzzworthy accomplishments include being c-r-o-w-n-e-d the 1994 spelling bee champion, and in 2014, Beyoncé posted a picture of Sara wearing a clever bee costume to her Facebook page. Lisa Frank also once bought her a lobster roll. All of her free time is spent watching very good (and very bad) television, traveling as much as possible, documenting first dates in real-time on Instagram and never being able to sleep because she is so full of very good (and very bad) ideas.
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Hackers stole 65M passwords from Tumblr in 2013.
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My latest @newyorker piece highlights the can’t-miss, HOTTEST destination of the year!
This place has everything: your neighbor Donna, 2016 flashbacks, Instagram opportunities, trendy nightclub lines, the fate of our country, PARTIES! 🇺🇸
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You can take the girl out of New York, but you can’t take her out of The New Yorker!!!
My latest @newyorker piece was thoroughly researched simply by...going on hundreds of first dates as the end of the world looms & the earth slowly ghosts us!!!
If you love/read/share it, you’re totally invited back to my doomsday bunker. ;)
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I entered a humor writing contest last month (in between all the other writing I somehow did), and placed in the top 15 (#12) of ~400 entries. 🏆 HONORED to walk away a winner! Unlike all these men who entered my Shark Tank.
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I wrote a cathartic and uncharacteristically vulnerable piece about taking big risks in the name of love or something like it. ❤️
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Definitely getting lit on some Home Depot “Tough as Nails” Literally Spiked Seltzers tonight to celebrate my second New Yorker piece!!🍸
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My move to Seattle has been very inspiring. 😂
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REELING with excitement about my very first humor piece in The New Yorker.
THE MOTHERFUCKING NEW YORKER!!!
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My piece on the privilege of wearing the dazzling, discounted, heavily manhandled wings of the iconic T.J. Maxx Cherub is featured on @Medium this week!
#am writing#TJ Maxx#Shopping#Fashion#Style#Humor#Comedy#Satire#Victoria's Secret#Angels#Cherubs#lol#Medium
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I forgot to tell this 11-year-old blog (!!) that I moved to Seattle a month ago, so!
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Available in six shades of white, now you can bring this iconic figure from our nation’s past and present into your home or garbage can!
Read more.
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The Clap-back Cactus 👏 doesn’t 👏 need 👏 sunlight 👏 because 👏 it 👏 prefers 👏shade.
Learn how to care for your Woke Lily, Basic Fern, Lit Orchid, Thirsty Palm and more here!
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"When spring came—even the false spring—there were no problems except where to be happiest.”
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1. Please select your ethnicity:
☐ White
☐ White with a tan
☐ White with blond hair
☐ White with dark hair
☐ Other
2. You must be a U.S. citizen to be eligible. I am from:
☐ A red state
☐ A shithole country
....keep reading!
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Italy is Actual Heaven
My best iPhone pics from a week-long Italian vacation...
ROME
FLORENCE
CINQUE TERRE
PISA
TUSCANY
OUR CASTLE AIRBNB OUTSIDE OF SIENA
BEST TIME W MY MAMA FOR HER BIRTHDAY ♥️
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