Sara Runnels is a writer living in New York City. Most notably, her work has appeared in Tinder messages, late-night tweets, Gmail inboxes, group texts, Instagram captions, the Notes app, Tumblr drafts and abandoned Word documents. But luckily, she pays her bills by being a sought-after marketing copywriter, where she has spent a good portion of her career writing for distinguished brands like CBS, JetBlue, Birchbox, MTV, Verizon and Disney. A piece she wrote about God creating millennial earth was the #7 most-read piece on McSweeney’s in 2017. Other buzzworthy accomplishments include being c-r-o-w-n-e-d the 1994 spelling bee champion, and in 2014, Beyoncé posted a picture of Sara wearing a clever bee costume to her Facebook page. Lisa Frank also once bought her a lobster roll. All of her free time is spent watching very good (and very bad) television, traveling as much as possible, documenting first dates in real-time on Instagram and never being able to sleep because she is so full of very good (and very bad) ideas.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by omgskr and here's what we found interesting.
Average Info
Notes Per Post
104
Likes Per Post
93
Reblog Per Post
9
Reply Per Post
2
Time Between Posts
1 month ago
Number of Posts By Type
Text
9
Link
5
Photo
3
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Celebrities use Tumblr as well.
Text
My latest @newyorker piece highlights the can’t-miss, HOTTEST destination of the year!
This place has everything: your neighbor Donna, 2016 flashbacks, Instagram opportunities, trendy nightclub lines, the fate of our country, PARTIES! 🇺🇸
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
You can take the girl out of New York, but you can’t take her out of The New Yorker!!!
My latest @newyorker piece was thoroughly researched simply by...going on hundreds of first dates as the end of the world looms & the earth slowly ghosts us!!!
If you love/read/share it, you’re totally invited back to my doomsday bunker. ;)
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
I entered a humor writing contest last month (in between all the other writing I somehow did), and placed in the top 15 (#12) of ~400 entries. 🏆 HONORED to walk away a winner! Unlike all these men who entered my Shark Tank.
0 notes
Text
I wrote a cathartic and uncharacteristically vulnerable piece about taking big risks in the name of love or something like it. ❤️
1 note
·
View note
Text
Definitely getting lit on some Home Depot “Tough as Nails” Literally Spiked Seltzers tonight to celebrate my second New Yorker piece!!🍸
1 note
·
View note
Text
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
My move to Seattle has been very inspiring. 😂
5 notes
·
View notes
Link
REELING with excitement about my very first humor piece in The New Yorker.
THE MOTHERFUCKING NEW YORKER!!!
6 notes
·
View notes
Link
My piece on the privilege of wearing the dazzling, discounted, heavily manhandled wings of the iconic T.J. Maxx Cherub is featured on @Medium this week!
#am writing#TJ Maxx#Shopping#Fashion#Style#Humor#Comedy#Satire#Victoria's Secret#Angels#Cherubs#lol#Medium
1 note
·
View note
Link
I forgot to tell this 11-year-old blog (!!) that I moved to Seattle a month ago, so!
11 notes
·
View notes
Photo
Available in six shades of white, now you can bring this iconic figure from our nation’s past and present into your home or garbage can!
Read more.
0 notes
Photo
The Clap-back Cactus 👏 doesn’t 👏 need 👏 sunlight 👏 because 👏 it 👏 prefers 👏shade.
Learn how to care for your Woke Lily, Basic Fern, Lit Orchid, Thirsty Palm and more here!
5 notes
·
View notes
Photo
"When spring came—even the false spring—there were no problems except where to be happiest.”
13 notes
·
View notes
Link
1. Please select your ethnicity:
☐ White
☐ White with a tan
☐ White with blond hair
☐ White with dark hair
☐ Other
2. You must be a U.S. citizen to be eligible. I am from:
☐ A red state
☐ A shithole country
....keep reading!
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
Italy is Actual Heaven
My best iPhone pics from a week-long Italian vacation...
ROME
FLORENCE
CINQUE TERRE
PISA
TUSCANY
OUR CASTLE AIRBNB OUTSIDE OF SIENA
BEST TIME W MY MAMA FOR HER BIRTHDAY ♥️
44 notes
·
View notes