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in case you thought smh couldn't get more unrealistic they're going to have a harvard lawyer grad??? it's too much power what're they going to do with it
#PLEASE help us honestly#me (a lowly soccer captain): please don't let my freshmen get blackout drunk before a game if you're going to sneak them in????#the senior goalie (an undescribed menace): uhhhh why are they asking to be snuck in then#i WILL tattle on you to farmer!!!!#omgcp#omg check please#omgcheckplease#check please#samwell sports
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very loud argument about attack on titan in the hockey haus lads
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DO NOT hack smh's spotify unless you want to know how many times jack zimmerman has played the star spangled banner!!!!! this is a sports warning because we say it is!!!!!!! why is he doing that!!!!!!!!!!!
#i need him to stop.... he's canadian#omgcp#omg check please#omgcheckplease#check please#samwell sports
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fyi the 'pro hockey player spotted' counter is broken due to people hitting it incredibly enthusiastically! thanks for your patience during maintenance
#omgcp#omg check please#omgcheckplease#check please#samwell sports#not me checking the username to make sure i'm spelling things correctly
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you can't major in "fffffuck the lax bros" and I don't care who told you it was an option
#did you see the course list at all?#or did you hear about the kegsters?#it was the kegsters wasn't it#omgcp#omg check please#omgcheckplease#check please#samwell sports
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so are we all very confused about why the seniors are called frogs or
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sometimes you have to sit and ask yourself: if the lax bros and smh were having a kegster on the same day, which would you go to (votes in the replies)
#we're pretty evenly split on the samwell advisory council#personally i'd have to say smh#but that may be my personal bias#due to being in love with hops#and having thirty bucks on when dex and nursey will drunk-make out#omgcp#omgcheckplease#omg check please#check please
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does smh ever get tired of upstaging all other sports teams for no reason
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"haunted jockstrap" is not a universal experience, please stop telling all the freshman it is
#like tell your own players whatever you want#but please we've already lost three rugby players#and nobody likes rugby to begin with!!!#we haven't even told them about the haunted pinny yet#... does everyone have something like this#omgcp#omg check please#omgcheckplease#check please
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why does kent parson keep visiting all the sports teams you don't even go here
#oh the h*ckey team thought it was special????#no idk why he's here but he knows everything about every sport#except tennis he's shit at that for some reason#yes i censored h*ckey hops what are you gonna do about it#if the answer is 'sic tango on me' then i changed my mind pls don't#i can't take his many questions without thinking of my nieces#and i need far too much rage at smh to associate them with my neices#omgcp#omg check please#omgcheckplease#check please
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no you can't have a monopoly on all the leaves in the quad why are you asking
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don't light anything on fire to celebrate the basketball and volleyball captains getting together, especially not in the shape of their faces
#the amount of you saying 'slowburn' is scary#where are you getting the time to write all this fanfiction??#don't your teams have schedules??#omg check please#omgcp#omgcheckplease#check please#samwell sports
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very important practices are not the time to discuss sherlock, voltron, or any other strangely controversial show. half of us haven't seen them, and the other half are far too impassioned in their debates. no more broken noses
#if any of you make salome cry one more time i swear i'm banning those topics completely#doctor who is also off the table#i might consider bringing back john mulaney if you're very good#and if the soccer team wins on friday#pressure's on#omgcp#omg check please#omgcheckplease#check please#samwell sports
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once again, i'd like to announce that writing fanfiction about your classmates and/or team members is NOT ALLOWED. this goes double if it's about the basketball and volleyball captains, and if you're printing it via the library.
#we can see it and we do not approve#no matter how many times you write about my masculine hands holding her small delicate ones while looking into her emerald orbs#and her eyes are more of a green-grey anyways#not that that's relevant i just thought it was worth mentioning#at least do your research#or rather don't#omgcp#check please#omgcheckplease#omg check please#samwell sports
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the campus calories are many but watching the envious eyes of others as we burn through them via sports is sweet
#especially med students#those people need coffee at every moment of the day and i don't begrudge them for it#omgcp#omg check please#check please#samwell sports#omgcheckplease
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"one in four, maybe more" more like one in two, buddy it's you
#what are the odds#i'm so angry a soccer player and a basketball player just got engaged#and i'm sitting here doing brunch in jerry's by myself#no melissa this is not about carol#i just admire her form#and if you make another 'she hit a homerun with your heart' joke i'll resign from the team because that's bullying and slander#so glad control of this account rotates from team to team#omgcp#omg check please#omgcheckplease#check please#samwell sports
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i'm writing this as i hide in an annie's stall, sweating through my fake mustache, attempting to see if this meeting between smh's captain and his defenseman is a date
#look before you say anything#i need new material!#someone's trained him out of getting embarrassed by his ears!#when he goes red it matches samwell colors so really i'm doing us all a good turn#where's your school spirit#omgcp#omg check please#omgcheckplease#check please#samwell sports
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