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I want my future girlfriend to look like this
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Why do a thousand sit-ups when you can do cable crunches with 75 lbs of resistance and then eat a whole pizza
Follow for fitness!
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give it a funny hat and give it dating advice
I always have he urge to grab a pigeon but like what would I do if I actually caught it
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Maybe I’ll worship you when you buy me pizza and give me a reason to worship you or something
the fact that there are people out there who still don’t worship me is :(
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