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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.
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peace and love on my dash this afternoon
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loving a character so much will unlock such vulnerable and cringe parts of you that you try to suppress so bad but you can't like it's so humbling
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Corvid Christmas tree. Simple, but beautiful.
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Oh yeah, she deserved that Oscar bad
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movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead
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One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.
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Do you ever think about how actually insane roadside billboards are? Like driving a car is incredibly dangerous and there are a ton of laws meant to keep people focused on driving and not other distractions. But billboards are fine. It’s okay to look away from the road if you’re looking at an ad. That’s fucked
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An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.
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The average tumblr user’s attempt at smug condescension doesn’t even work because they’re so profoundly stupid and unaware of literally anything in the world
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"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees
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There’s a lot you can say about the US but at least we have free bathrooms
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i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he's watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he's a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.
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