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Where's all the Texas people at?

I feel like I never see Texas tumblr users apart from a very select few people I know personally on here, and I wanna follow more Texas users. So if you ’re from Texas like or reblog this and I’ll follow you. 

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We are so boring in america, smh.

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Sing this to me so I know it’s real

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we absolutely did not talk enough about the jeremy renner app. we shouldve torn his ass to shreds for that

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This man lives in a world that 99.9% of humanity is unprepared for

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via weheartit

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shell

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fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

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I WILL EAT A NIGGA WHOLE BUTTHOLE. RIDE MY FACE NIGGA. IM TRYNNA DIE WITH A DICK ON MY FOREHEAD AND AN ANUS IN MY MOUF🗣

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“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”

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THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

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watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

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My phone’s camera accidently started doing a vertical panorama. Decided to give it a go and got this really cool pic!

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When the whole squad looks good

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do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

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100-Year-Old Life Hacks That Are Surprisingly Useful Today

People don’t often look back on the early 1900’s for advice, but what if we could actually learn something from the Lost Generation? The New York Public Library has digitized 100 “how to do it” cards found in cigarette boxes over 100 years ago, and the tips they give are so practical that millennials reading this might want to take notes.

Back in the day, cigarette cards were popular collectibles included in every pack, and displayed photos of celebrities, advertisements, and more. Gallaher cigarettes, a UK-founded tobacco company that was once the largest in the world, decided to print a series of helpful how-to’s on their cards, which ranged from mundane tasks (boiling potatoes) to unlikely scenarios (stopping a runaway horse). Most of them are insanely clever, though, like how to make a fire extinguisher at home. Who even knew you could do that?

The entire set of life hacks is now part of the NYPL’s George Arents Collection. Check out some of the cleverest ones we could find below. You never know when you’ll have to clean real lace!

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Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice