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Persephone: A relationship involves love.

Cerberus: Haha nice try, but I’m not 6.

Persephone: What?

Cerberus: Next, you’ll tell me that Santa Claus is going to come visit.

Persephone: What are you talking about?

Cerberus: Like you really expect to trick me into believing in love? Psh, gotta try harder than that.

Persephone: Do you think... Love isn’t real?

Cerberus: Uh, it’s just a plot device created by Walt Disney to sell movies, everyone knows that.

Persephone: Oh my god, this is the saddest conversation I’ve ever had with anyone ever.

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Immigrants - we get the job done.

- Jinho and Seung-Bo, hi-fiving for homicide

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I like that boom boom pow.

Hephaestus

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Hera: Hades, how long have you been coming here?

Hades: Two years, seven months, three days, and... Two hours.

Hera: And how long have you been in love with Persephone?

Hades: Two years, seven months, three days and... I suppose an hour and thirty minutes.

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Deimos: No, we promised Zeus we'd prep for the meeting.

Hermes: No, Deimos, you promised Zeus. You see, I never promise Zeus anything. That way, I never disappoint him. I try to be considerate.

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Pandora: Hello good sir! I'd like your finest bottle of wine, please!

Dionysus: That will be 16,000 dollars

Pandora: Great. I'd like your 8 dollarest bottle of wine.

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Ares: Why did we break up?

Aphrodite: I'M LITERALLY DEAD.

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I had a privileged life, AND I got lucky, AND I’m unhappy.

-Ares

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Ares: Well, you made a lot of people in this gang very nervous.

Enyo: Yeah? That’s because they’re a bunch of bitch-ass white girls.

Ares: I hate to break this to you, but you’re also a bitch-ass white girl.

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Hera: Are you really qualified to give romantic advice? You’re not exactly the king of mature relationships.

Eros: Fair enough, though I would argue that I am like a beautiful angel of love who has trouble finding love for himself. Admit that you would see that movie!

Hera: …I would.

Eros: Thank you for your honesty.

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Hades: Hermes, I want you to do nothing. Just stand next to me and say, “Yes, Hades.”

Hermes: Okay, Hades.

Hades: Come on, man.

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the flames represent my fiery personality, the sparks represent my natural sparkle. so in a way crashing your car into the lightpost was art.

-Hermes to Zeus

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have to stop saying “how am i going to kill my way out of this one” everytime there is trouble going on, or at least not out loud.

-Enyo

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I’d really like to be taken out. In a date way or a sniper way, I have no preference.

Hypnos

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Hypnos: I’m so close to finding Thanatos’ killer… I can taste it…

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Hypnos: I can explode the dock if you need me to, Hades.

Hades: I don’t need that.

Hypnos: I’m just saying, I had explosives rigged to one of Zeus’ boats.

Hades: Thanks, I guess.

Hypnos: Just say the word!

Hades: I literally don’t need it.

Hypnos: Okay, I just blew up a cocaine shipment.

Hades: Hypnos, no!

Hypnos: I’m gonna go watch my soap opera.

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Persephone: Maybe because you’re skinny and maybe ‘cause you’re pretty, you’re used to getting away with things, but I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and I hate you, and you are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.

Narcissus:

Narcissus: You think I’m pretty?