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petition to shorten "classic literature" to "clit"

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Saving this for future use

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Whatever. *smacks your pokemon with my massive fucking cock, killing it instantly*

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@staff really over on Twitter live space right now being asked if Elon Musk would be allowed to join Tumblr and saying: I’m sorry, I can’t… I can’t hear you there’s a weird buzzing sound.

And just not answering the question.

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My heart aches for Ariel knowing Ned’s entire “MY WIFE” thing was just a charade that he hid behind to profit off of his wife and family, not giving a care to the damage this would cause not only them, but his supposed best friends he started an entire company with. 

He’s thrown away a marriage and livelihood and I hope Ariel and the kids are able to heal past this. 

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Real talk guys which try guy do you think was the first to say “yeah ned needs to get tf out of here”

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Imagine having an affair with someone that not only risks both of your romantic relationships and your families in addition to your careers but includes the careers and livlihoods of everyone you know including your best friends like?!? Ned and Alex didn't consider anyone else at all.

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thank god I can finally experience what it was like to be a cabinet member when the Reynolds Pamphlet was published

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FJDJDJDJDJDJE

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i’d like to think i’m funny

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lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

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TWT BE FR AHDHAHDHAHA

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My DaSh DiD a ThiNg