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reminder that if you ever meet a sweet, morally good, chivalrous knight: it's your most sincere obligation to corrupt them. "but my vows," this, "this is against the rules," that. if you haven't completely fucked up their entire code of conduct and destroyed all ability to discern right from wrong without you being the one to tell them by the time you're done with them, then you need to up your game. inside that pretty, rule-following chained dog of a knight is someone yearning to be set free of their self-imposed shackles, and it's your duty to help them get there.

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i’m not aromantic but i believe in their beliefs

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saru brother

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Verily, man, this wizard peace is splendid. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "spirits o' field and vineyard" or something along those lines, and every one around him was showered in fresh-baked pastries and loaves, had their cups fill with aged wine, and then were soothed by a warm summer breeze. The minstrels didn't even sing his praises, that's what a joyous time this is. And here I've just been casting calming dew and level 2 aura of cheer. I think I just heard "power word: dessert" two groups over. I gotta get over there.

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Man, this wizard city is neutral. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "hear me clap" or some similar shit, and everyone around him heard him clap. No one around him even cared that's how neutral it was. My ass is casting mildly interesting spells and level 2 ambivalence. I think I just heard "power word:nothing" two groups over. I don't feel any way in particular about leaving or staying.

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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Meanwhile in the afterlife

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transfem ladyblade ft. philza

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Moodboard for when I love writing so much !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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selfcest wizkiss for @stardial ⋆｡°✩

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should i tag these? im tagging them dsmp quadrants now

my sister keeps sending me shitpost ideas like this and im legally required to draw them

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Commission for @ollie-oxen-free

A scene from pumpkinduo fic of mine - Save a horse, ride a cowboy🐎

WARNING - THIS IS A 18+ FIC SO MINORS DNI

Link below

John looks at him with some kind of crazy mixture in his eyes, which even now seem wine-red — he understands, he missed Alex. Pleased with himself, Quackity bites into the fruit without breaking eye contact, and deliberately ignores the sweet stream running down his chin. He knows that another flash in the Jay's gaze is caused by the desire to come closer and lick it from his skin, from the bottom up, but not today. As soon as Schlatt twitches, Alex disappears into the corridor, briefly winking at the cowboy in farewell.

Rendered sketch

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proshippers dni not because of the actual shipping but because you talk like harry potter liberals about fandom on serious political posts

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now