oliviasdaydreams

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This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

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Person: Theatre is stupid.

Person: Musicals are gay.

Me:

Person:

Me:

Police: So can you explain what happened?

Me: He ran into my knife...

Me: He ran into my knife ten times.

Ensemble behind me: HE HAD IT COMIN'!

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WHY I BECAME A THERAPIST

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If I date you

I want to know you. I don’t mean your favorite color, food, and your middle name. I want to know those, too, but I mean, tell me about the time you broke your arm learning to ride a bike. Tell me the nightmares you have, the struggles you’ve dealt with, if you ever feel alone. Tell me if there’s a voice in your head that tells you “you’re not good enough”. Tell me your secrets, your thoughts, about your childhood, how you got that scar on your knee, if you sucked your thumb. Tell me about your first love and heartbreak. I want to know everything and I won’t settle for less.

Because if I date you, I want it to last. If I date you, I’m dating you for a reason.

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Ok you can pick me up now (Source: http://ift.tt/1S2l2t8)

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“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday. 

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Dogs With Their Cute Mini-Mes

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i remember in 5th grade when big tests would happen i’d memorize movies at home so when i was done with the test i can just watch a movie in my head and i remember after 1 test and everyone was reading a book or taking a nap i would be staring at the wall watching twilight for 30 minutes

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I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day for socializing.

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Sofa sitting positions

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“I should really get out more”, I say to myself as I spend another weekend refusing to leave my bedroom because I couldn’t muster up the emotional fortitude to go outside

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if you were praised for being smart as a child and now feel crippling sensations of inadequacy when you don’t instantly know how to do something perfectly clap your hands

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