oliviameower

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*using mac* i'm a sleek corporate IT milf email whisperer with a microchip on my shoulder and a motherboard of gold. the glass ceiling has been shattered. we're a family. user centered design. i am steve jobs

*using linux* i'm a freakkyy goth hacker chick about to get my dick suxxed cyber style. superuser do me and she barely GNU me. i'm ready to put my therian life on-the-line for free and open source software. rawr

*using windows* i'm in hell

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xxvi. Sentinel.

xxvii. Marked for Death.

xxviii. Heartless Struggle.

xxix. Champion of the Battlefield.

xxx. A Moonless World.

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women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

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Vest Knitting Patterns // Knit Knit Goose

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stop listening to experimental music and go wash your pussy

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Artlist Collection: The Dog and Friends (2000 - Present)

Better known as The Dog.

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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

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uuuuuuuuh yeah

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Boss fight !!!! nooo

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Squeak!

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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