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it’s been 24 hours since i saw knives out and this is still the only mood

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i dont remember how to use tumblr and also everything looks wonky

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Hi, if you’re reading this it’s because you’re a dork who came back to this dumpster fire

god fucking damn it

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im back

on

my

BULLSHIT

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*pops my throat open and starts shooting out my vertebrae like a pez dispenser*

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if she’s ur girl why is she attaching a radio collar to me to see how i migrate and behave

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i personally don’t see how antoni being a failed actor who scammed his way into being a personal chef and then a celebrity cook wouldn’t make you like him more

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I’m seriously considering becoming a Park Ranger. Maybe I’m passionate about nature. Maybe I think I’d look sexy in the outfit. Nobody knows, but it’s happening.

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If I were Big enough to get a Met Gala invite and had the money to buy the $30,000 ticket for it, why on earth would I walk out in a boooooring cute white flowy dress when I was not only given permission to but ASKED to come strutting in with a circus tent goddamn skirt and honest to goodness chicken feathers plunging top, with gloves up to my shoulders.. like heLLO

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I’m at the combination psychiatrist/taco bell

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i show up to the event

i arrive to the occasion

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I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

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a goth mom posted this on facebook in an argument about public breastfeeding and I just felt very impressed