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weekend plans

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What an interesting topic to yell about at school, precocious third grader!

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Might I propose a stegosaurus poll?

Yeah, we need a break from mammals.

As always, I will draw the result.

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'would you rather have a more seasonal access to bananas rather than year-round, as well as a more sustainable level of meat consumption; but in exchange you're no longer ever in danger of eviction and death due to homelessness?'

well-off person who's not been at risk of homelessness: No!!!

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are you fucking kidding me

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i drew the daughter of the fish and the ram because she is very special to me i think. thematically appropriate

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why does it feel like lou is the physical manifestation of your brain waiting to see what’s on the other side of a brennan monologue

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i cant stop saying "grisp it"

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"It took me TWO years to finish this sketch book!" Well that's cuz you're not fuckin sketching. Those are fully painted pieces dawg that's a renderedbook. I've gone through four sketchbooks in my off time this year alone I just draw stupid faces and shit for fun. pussy up like the rest of us and start drawing stick figures with guns

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So disappointing when I unmute a video of animals and there's stupid music when I hoped the animals might be going eep.

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Timepiece with the fewest moving parts:

Sundial.

Timepiece with the most moving parts:

Hourglass.

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sad beige moms are nothing compared to sad beige teachers

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Have y'all seen this 😭