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just had a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. this fucks. everyone apologise to women right now

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people hold so much hate in their heart. me especially though

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I want to see her flayed. Bring back Ramsey Bolton.

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love seeing hozier ending the forest man allegations that started with new fans from tiktok now that nobody's solder is being so promoted, even with a music video that a smash hit like too sweet didn't even get. if that doesn't say enough about his message as an artist, that goes beyond "decomposing in the woods" i don't know what will. his art is political!! it's anti-war!! anti-imperialism!! anti-fascist!! deal with it!!!

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People turning against Chappell Roan for not accepting harassment & stalking of her and her family, saying Hozier is acting embarrassing for defending his girlfriend THAT Y'ALL WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT after she got harassed online, calling Pedro Pascal names for.. apparently not greeting fans loudly in his own private time?

Y'all have GOT to get a grip on real life if you think celebs establishing boundaries is working against you. You do not know these people, you will not sleep with these people and they do not owe you anything!!!!!!

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helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

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But what about MY breakdown

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This gender shit is easy: when I’m with my boyfriend, I’m a bisexual man, and when I’m with my girlfriend I’m a he/him lesbian.

It’s honestly incredibly simple

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when you go to bed tonight I promise you're going to have the best night's sleep of your life. you'll wake up feeling refreshed and you'll have a pleasant dream too, even if you don't remember your dream when you wake up

also, you don't have to interact with this post for it to work. in fact there's nothing you can do to stop this post from working

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Wait is…is it possible?

*googles man and woman kissing*

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You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

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I had my suspicions, but now I can confirm: men who think going down on women sucks are bitches. Because actually, it rules.

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I can behave normally around books

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I love meowth working with professor oak and I had to make something about it immediately

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I just think that if you can’t handle being with someone who has a primary partner, you shouldn’t be in a relationship with someone who has another partner.