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Since the moldy orange is now officially in office and making some... Interesting moves with his rat friend... I thought I'd bring this back and add something else to it.

Things are getting pretty scary. Truly. But uh.. my method of "coping" with this kind of thing is through humor. So if there is anything about current events that scares you, whether it be politics or not, shoot me an ask and I'll give you what my brain does with that information. Maybe my stupidity will help make light of a tougher situation.

Hey y'all, with the results of the election basically in I know a lot of you are probably stressed or scared right now. I know I am.

Even so, now more than ever, we need to stay strong. I know I'm just a stranger to all of you but if you ever need someone to talk to I'm always open. Even if you just want to scream your frustrations into the void I'll be here to listen. I'm not a therapist, I can only give you my own personal rational response, but if you need someone to vent to I'm all ears

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Stay safe everyone.

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HE TOOK MY COMPUTER CHARGER

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I kill you

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when i tell you i had an aneurysm

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🦐

This might take the number 1 spot for worst thing I’ve ever made

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Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it

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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

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So who do YOU think did it 🤨⁉️

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Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

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In case y'all were wondering what's going on over at Xiaohongshu 😭

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started watching mashle

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sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed

who is she

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alright, I’m annoyed with the class that I’m taking. it’s about writing novels, and I thought it would have cool stuff about balancing your narrative and developing themes etc, but instead she spent the first class talking about how every book fits into the Hero’s Journey (the monomyth template). and I was somewhat of a contrarian, and said “can you give us examples of books that don’t fit into this template?” and she said “no. because all books fit.”

but I dunno man, I just finished reading this Korean book where the plot is just the character having a string of hookups and reflecting on them without changing in any way. I don’t know if it’s possible to contort that into the Hero’s Journey.

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im so tired so here's a recap of what trump did today summarized and probably incomplete because we are in super hell:

End birthright citizenship (a.k.a the 14th amendment)

Remove the legal existence of non-binary people

Withdraw from the world health organization

pardon jan 6 people

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Just in case you've never seen a monkey run …… （a monkey in qianling mountain黔灵山 in china)