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i made dinner tonight and it was really good im very proud of myself !!!
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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.
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top tier napping compatriots
#why does belphie look like he is just#standing there. completely still.#like his head is floating like that#it's he sleeping like that or is that just how he sits#i see he still looks emotionally tortured /j
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I updated the breeder on what's been happening, and she called Belphie out for being bald
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Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.
But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.
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can my brother stop inviting people to our tiny ass apartment without warning anyone else
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NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix
In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)
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How tf did my silly cat blog get a weird sex bot before me
#damn Cloud got that pull dude /j#I'm all seriousness though it's a little saddening that the first response to my cat post#it's from a bot trying to get some sexy times#Jokes on you bot. I'm ace and Cloud can't read
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Nevermind I take back everything I said culinary school rocks. I'm the only one in this entire kitchen who knows what compound butter is and how to make it
This is so funny it's barely my first day and some have worked in kitchens for decades how am I the only one who knows how to make compound butter
Culinary school is to a real service line the same way College prep in High School is to College
Gives you a false impression on how the "real world" works. The moment you step foot on the line the whole "you have to do everything alone" mindset becomes more a hindrance than culinary school leads you to believe.
Don't get me wrong, I get the need to learn all the individual skills yourself to be more prepared, but they pretend like you have to do a whole menu of varying items completely alone when that's just not the case. You are a team that works together and if one falls behind, the rest are there to help pick up the slack. If the person in charge of omelets is overwhelmed, you take some tasks off their hands.
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i should be able to occasionally call dibs on a cloud
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Culinary school is to a real service line the same way College prep in High School is to College
Gives you a false impression on how the "real world" works. The moment you step foot on the line the whole "you have to do everything alone" mindset becomes more a hindrance than culinary school leads you to believe.
Don't get me wrong, I get the need to learn all the individual skills yourself to be more prepared, but they pretend like you have to do a whole menu of varying items completely alone when that's just not the case. You are a team that works together and if one falls behind, the rest are there to help pick up the slack. If the person in charge of omelets is overwhelmed, you take some tasks off their hands.
#sorry for the rant#just had to put my thoughts into words somewhere#i figured tumblr wouldnt care because the only people who will probably read this are my mutuals#if they even care to look at that wall of text lol#i see you Rook#how many of these can i put here before someone loses interest?#wall of text part 2 electric boogaloo#i really wanna see the northern lights in person#but everytime they are supposedly visible in my area i only find out after the fact#or its a “maybe at 1am you'll see it” and maybe isnt a good enough reason to be more of a zombie at work#sadge..........#Cloud is now fascinated with our ice machine#when we first got him he was spooked everytime it made a noise#which was about 7-8 minutes#are you still reading?#huh. that's devotion. or curiosity. or you're just reallllly bored#not that I'm one to judge#i was bored enough to convince my brother#to put a Ford F150 add in a build a bear Bidoof#i think it was one of the 2009 ads#do you know that feelin of takin a hot dump at your best friends house#thats the feeling you get driving down the highway on a Ford. All American. F150#i spent my lunch break on this#maybe only one or two people will read this.#hello few curious and bored tumblrinas#i got a really funny (to me) story from work#I'll make that post later though#ah shit only 5 minutes left#adios mis amigos#You're worth more than purest of diamonds. keep shining like one
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you're welcome
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So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching
do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.
And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts
So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours
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