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this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing

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Old Yeller just parried the bullet

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A friend, recently: I have more chocolate than god, right now.

Me: so ... you have a lot of chocolate? Or, like ... do you just not have a lot of god?

Friend: I have a modest amount of chocolate and precisely zero god.

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yeah im into bdsm Be Dozing So Much

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Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen

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power chords were invented by indigenous (shawnee) musician link wray, who also made history when his song "rumble" became the first and only instrumental single banned from the radio in the us (way back in 1958!!!!!) "rumble" would go on to appear on shows like the sopranos and spongebob squarepants and films like pulp fiction

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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

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La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.

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that’s so crazy

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Wikipedia is lost to our friends across the waters.

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Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

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I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????

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Welcome to being a Latina you get THREE types of representation:

-Sexy

-Single mother

-sweat shop worker.

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KPop Demon Hunters is a pretty good movie with a pretty bad title lol. it's like naming your romance novel "Enemies To Lovers" or- (assistant runs onstage) what? (assistant starts whispering frantically in my ear) oh... oh.......

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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?