oldwetbones
oldwetbones
Vie Absurde
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tldr he/they, queer as a $3 bill, and 18+ only pls bc im old and uncensored
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oldwetbones · 6 hours ago
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this is kind of killing me
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oldwetbones · 1 day ago
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op turned off reblogs due to getting harassed over this post but i agree with this too hard .m y post now
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oldwetbones · 1 day ago
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okay so if you need more veggies/fruit, protein or fibre (bc most people do NOT eat enough) in your diet but you struggle to do so, hear me out:
look up recipes (especially snack recipes) that are child/toddler/baby-friendly
i can guarantee there is a woman with a cooking blog out there who has found away to pack a bunch of vegetables into a surprisingly delicious little snack for her kids. this process has never failed me when i feel like i am not eating enough fruits and veggies. my entire flat is eating spinach muffins at the moment, which doesn’t sounding particularly appealing to most people and yet somehow. they’re delicious.
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oldwetbones · 1 day ago
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SHJKHFKYFFY
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oldwetbones · 3 days ago
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Lima, Peru | Marko Franco Domenak
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oldwetbones · 3 days ago
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oldwetbones · 3 days ago
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I actually love it when the bus driver goes fast af and runs the red lights like fuck it were youngggggg
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oldwetbones · 3 days ago
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I'm not the Clocky Tgirl I'm just the Tgirl who Clocked In
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oldwetbones · 4 days ago
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Your inner child doesn't need to buy plastic toys and cheaply made collectibles or to hold onto a badly written book series; your inner child needs emotional regulation and to punch your parents in the face.
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oldwetbones · 5 days ago
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i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness
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oldwetbones · 5 days ago
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Made myself a t-shirt for one of my favourite directors. I drew the letters on with a syringe full of screen ink for that uneven look (and to avoid cutting a stencil).
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oldwetbones · 5 days ago
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oldwetbones · 8 days ago
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italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him
#q
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oldwetbones · 8 days ago
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GEORGE HARRISON AND HIS GUITARS, FRIAR PARK
BRIAN ARIS, 1979.
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oldwetbones · 8 days ago
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>two parts oatmeal one part milk
that shit goes down smooth as silk
>two parts oatmeal one part rice
kinda weird but could be nice
>two parts oatmeal one part stew
now it's getting hard to chew
>two parts oatmeal one part mole
um no thanks i'm really full
>two parts oatmeal one part mouse
what the fuck dude leave my house
>two parts oatmeal one part arm
where'd that come from who'd you harm
>two parts oatmeal one part ned
who is that oh god he's dead
>two parts oatmeal one part gourd
oh fuck yeah i'm back onboard!
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