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This is why "eat the rich" is not a violent statement. Rich people literally kill others for their own profits. Any violence against rich people who do this is self defense.
This is also one of the many reasons why there are zero good cops. The nicest cop in existence would arrest someone for stealing to survive but would not arrest these greedy employers for killing for profit.
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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
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The hatchet field axe man is so real bc if a bunch of teenagers kept having sex on my property -after being told repeatedly that if they did it would have horrible consequences- I’d start killing them too
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no! therapy will kill the patient! they need to vaguepost on tumblr.com to live
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I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there
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I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.
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stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!
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I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton
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REMINDER FOR ALL STARKID FANS!!
remember to make "Wiggly" a trending search on Black Friday. I believe in us.
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do you ever just HLEEEDAAAAM DUUUUUUUUM HOOOLUUUBIIII KDOOOPAAAK Z VAAAAAAS CEEESTUUU VIIIIIIII
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