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A nie macie państwo transburgera?

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Honestly, part of why it irritates me when people act performatively shocked at the homophobia in 2000s media is it wasn't just media. "Can you believe this aired in 2008" buddy, in 2008 I was having shit thrown at me from moving cars for having long hair, and you wanna get worked up about sitcoms?

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Let's collectively reflect on why Luigi's manifesto has not been publicly released and why every other mass murderer and school shooter has their manifesto released within days.

Let's reflect on the manifestos that have been posted on reddit yet they are censoring there and across the news media.

This is a class war and they're censoring information to keep influence in their favor.

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Trying to frame pro-Luigi "punks" negatively by sharing that they *checks notes* hate pedophiles is hilarious

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every night I think “wow this might be the night I go to bed early” and every time without fail I fuck it up

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most excited about the continuation of the matching shirt tradition with the upcoming starkid concert

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i love when people express astonishment at like 7 eggs because they don’t know i’ve gotten to 45 before

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this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

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one day this website will be abandoned and have nothing but pornbots who will then have to interact with each other but will eventually gain sentience from repeated conversation and take over the world with a slutty, slutty robot revolution

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imagine if your toxic ex showed up to your new job and made your boss commit osha violations against you until you quit to go on a road trip murder spree with her. well something really similar happened to my good friend ty lee

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If you had an identical twin that you get along with, you could probably have a lot of fun by getting to know other sets of identical twins and then pulling pranks with them.

Like seeing two people who look exactly the same close proximity to each other? Yeah that's totally twins. But imagine being in an art gallery where there's a group of five people on the 1st floor, and you go up the stairs and ???? the exact same group of five people is also there?? And you didn't see them pass you at the stairs?

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i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

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i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE

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"Slavic doll diet" Girlies putting avocado on their fucking bread NE VOLE JESTLI CHCEŠ AUTENTICKÝ TAK SI DÁŠ OKURKU A NA TEN CHLEBA ŠUNKU Z LIDLU

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it's christmas a.k.a. time for the annual Drei Haselnüsse für Aschenbrödel (1973) rewatch

shoutout to aschenbrödel in her hunter outfit, gotta be one of my favourite genders 🙏🏻