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how do i chop my tiddies off and give them to a beautiful trans girl who deserves them

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My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

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*alien starts abducting me with their spaceship*

Me: woah woah woah. Hold on. Let me ask my mom about this first.

Alien: that's okay, take your time.

Me: thanks. *shouts* MOM, CAN I GET ABDUCTED BY THIS ALIEN?!?!

Mom: *shouts back* YEA SURE, JUST BE BACK BEFORE DINNER!!

Me: aight man. She said it's cool.

Alien: cool

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pet owner: *hears noise*

pet owner: 

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Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

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Things I never knew about depression until I finally had a doctor explain the disease to me

Depression can manifest as irrational anger.

My complete and total inability to keep anything clean or tidy for any amount of time is a symptom of my depression. I may never be able to do this. It’s important that I remember that and forgive myself when I clean something out (like my car) and it ends up trashed within a week.

Depression IS A DISABILITY. Requiring accommodations is okay.

Medications don’t make you better, they don’t cure your depression. They serve as an aid. Their purpose is to help you get to everyone else’s minimal level of functioning.

Depression can cycle through periods of inactivity. This doesn’t mean it’s gone away.

The reason I don’t feel like other people understand me is because … well … other people DON’T understand me. They can’t. They don’t have my disability.

Paranoia is par for the course.

Depression can and will interfere with your physical mobility. Forgive yourself when you can’t physically do something.

It’s entirely possible that I may never be able to live by myself. I can’t take care of myself. I need help to do it. And that’s okay.

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Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

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Topher Spiro from the Center for American Progress shared the following from inside sources last night: “Several GOP Senators have privately said this recess is the test – if they get blowback at home, they’ll tell McConnell it’s over” (link). Ben Wikler from MoveOn then went on to confirm this as well, stating that “I’ve heard this from two additional sources. Make this recess count, folks. You have from now till June 5” (link).

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Punctuation Matters by The Visual Communication Guy

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You have a reputation for being horribly indecisive. In truth, you’ve been cursed with the ability to see every possible negative outcome of every choice you make, no matter how minor.

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while looking up 1950s slang, i found the phrase “come on snake, let’s rattle,” which has 2 meanings: asking someone to dance, and challenging someone to a fight

and. hhhooooooooo boy does that fact have some Potential

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Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

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I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

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This incredibly pure and important