oldman-chuuya

[oldman-chuuya]

*Chuuya snorts at that being what his younger self focused on* "Not really. There was a bit where a couple had a crush on 'im i think, but that shit apparently lasted less than a couple days."

So...your older me?

@short-wine

Hmm? I guess you could say that kid- yeah, though i dunno if we'd be from the same universe or anything. You're a mini me then yeah?

[oldman-chuuya]

"Mmm... thankfully most of the other detectives there weren't interested in him- and 'e perfected asking for double suices that mist people who would be taken ended up turned off instead" *Chuuya informed fondly, sounding a bit amused at the memories.* "Either way though, the damn mummy has never been interested in anyone other than us- so that doesn't really matter anyways."

So...your older me?

@short-wine

Hmm? I guess you could say that kid- yeah, though i dunno if we'd be from the same universe or anything. You're a mini me then yeah?

[oldman-chuuya]

*Chuuya smiled softly, feeling very, very fond right now. He gently kissed the top of his head again* "Yeah, 'm right here kiddo. You did very good. You wanna go nap for a bit then guppy?"

Tsu!

@bittysamu

Huh- *he glances down, blinks, and smiles* oh ! Aww- aren't you a cute little guy... *He chuckles softly and crouches down, cocking his head* What're ya doing here at this age huh kiddo?

[oldman-chuuya]

"Definitely not kid- don't worry." *Chuuya assured with a soft sigh*

So...your older me?

@short-wine

Hmm? I guess you could say that kid- yeah, though i dunno if we'd be from the same universe or anything. You're a mini me then yeah?

[oldman-chuuya]

*Chuuya managed to find a baby outfit that should fit Dazai- a soft little cat themed onsie and some normal baby diapers, before heading back to the washroom. He gently lay dazai down on the towel and quickly cleaned his up using the wet wipes for a little sponge bath, and then changed him into the new outfit and scooped him up again* "How was that guppy? You still all good now?"

Tsu!

@bittysamu

Huh- *he glances down, blinks, and smiles* oh ! Aww- aren't you a cute little guy... *He chuckles softly and crouches down, cocking his head* What're ya doing here at this age huh kiddo?

[oldman-chuuya]

"A friend of his died 'cause of Mori- and his dying wish was for Dazai to try 'nd do some good and shit. He became a detective, doin' his best to help people out around Yokohama and all that." *Chuuya shrugged, a fond expression on his face*

So...your older me?

@short-wine

Hmm? I guess you could say that kid- yeah, though i dunno if we'd be from the same universe or anything. You're a mini me then yeah?

[oldman-chuuya]

*Chuuya sighed softly and kissed the top of his head* "Alright guppy- I'll find some wipes and turn off the tub. We can try again another day for a bath- maybe after you get a chance to pick out some fun toys..." *Chuuya trailed off, standing and turning off the faucet. He went to the cabinet and grabbed an unopened pack of baby wipes, grabbing a towel and heading to one of the rooms for now* "I should have some old baby clothes somewhere in here, so hopefully I'll have somethin' that fits ya- and once I find that I'll clean you up and stuff. Sound good?"

Tsu!

@bittysamu

Huh- *he glances down, blinks, and smiles* oh ! Aww- aren't you a cute little guy... *He chuckles softly and crouches down, cocking his head* What're ya doing here at this age huh kiddo?

[oldman-chuuya]

"Mmmm... sort of- but, not really. He didn't leave us though- just- thr port Mafia. We stayed together through it. Hell- he stayed at my place for some of it..."

So...your older me?

@short-wine

Hmm? I guess you could say that kid- yeah, though i dunno if we'd be from the same universe or anything. You're a mini me then yeah?

[oldman-chuuya]

//lmao- tumblr I'd am glitching out to hell and back rn WHAT does this even have....

I'm wheezing. Why ????????

[oldman-chuuya]

*Chuuya practically melted, smiling gently. He pressed a soft kiss to the top of Dazai's head.* "If you really don't wanna do a bath, how do you feel about wet wipes then?" *He asks finally, figuring atleast he could so something like a sponge bath instead*

Tsu!

@bittysamu

Huh- *he glances down, blinks, and smiles* oh ! Aww- aren't you a cute little guy... *He chuckles softly and crouches down, cocking his head* What're ya doing here at this age huh kiddo?

[oldman-chuuya]

Ah- no, actually... Dazai defected a long, long time ago now- before we even both turned 18. *He shrugs*

So...your older me?

@short-wine

Hmm? I guess you could say that kid- yeah, though i dunno if we'd be from the same universe or anything. You're a mini me then yeah?

[oldman-chuuya]

*Chuuya smiled a bit more, and nodded* "Yep. It's a lot more borin' than you'd think though"

So...your older me?

@short-wine

Hmm? I guess you could say that kid- yeah, though i dunno if we'd be from the same universe or anything. You're a mini me then yeah?

[oldman-chuuya]

*Chuuya smiles a bit, but his own is smaller and more melancholic.* "Yeah. It is good..."

"Was executive- I'm boss now actually.. atleast in my universe."

So...your older me?

@short-wine

Hmm? I guess you could say that kid- yeah, though i dunno if we'd be from the same universe or anything. You're a mini me then yeah?

[oldman-chuuya]

*Chuuya's eyes widen and he blinks in surprised- pausing. He huffs a soft laugh after a moment, smiling widely.* "Did you just say dada you silly little guppy? To me?" *He asks, voice soft and very, very fond.* "You gota have a bath little guy- even just a quick quick one. Would anything mke it better for you thoguht Like toys or bubbles or a treat??"

Tsu!

@bittysamu

Huh- *he glances down, blinks, and smiles* oh ! Aww- aren't you a cute little guy... *He chuckles softly and crouches down, cocking his head* What're ya doing here at this age huh kiddo?

[oldman-chuuya]

".... no." *Chuuya says quietly after a pause, hesitating. He sighs, and shakes his head* "Not anymore- no."

So...your older me?

@short-wine

Hmm? I guess you could say that kid- yeah, though i dunno if we'd be from the same universe or anything. You're a mini me then yeah?

[oldman-chuuya]

*Chuuya tickles his tummy gently* "I know you don't want a bath, but you're still gonna have one alright? It's gonna be quick and nice though- so I just wanna know if it'd be better with or without bubbles for ya, you little goober."

Tsu!

@bittysamu

Huh- *he glances down, blinks, and smiles* oh ! Aww- aren't you a cute little guy... *He chuckles softly and crouches down, cocking his head* What're ya doing here at this age huh kiddo?

[oldman-chuuya]

*Chuuya snorted at the insult* "Well, I think it looks good, so too bad." *At the second part he pauses, and then sighs quietly.* "Were not seeing anyone else, I can tell ya that atleast.."

So...your older me?

@short-wine

Hmm? I guess you could say that kid- yeah, though i dunno if we'd be from the same universe or anything. You're a mini me then yeah?