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GO APOLLO GO

SIC 'EM

EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!

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✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨

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This was a goddamn delight

@noshirdalal’s gut-bustingly hilarious response to the following cameo prompt, submitted by me on behalf of @kaphzzz: Can we get Charles jokingly roasting Arthur on a legendary hunting trip?

I was on the floor. This almost makes up for being carpet-bombed with whump for the last month. Noshir, for the laughter and the tears: thank you. This has been awesome.

Full transcript below the cut:

Well Arthur, the way I figure it there’s two good things about huntin’ legendary gators. One, they’re so damn big even you can’t miss. And two, I can run faster than you.

Oh, you winged ‘im—and there he goes. Eh, good news is you’ll be able to put that tracking I taught ya to good use. I’d go with you, but uh. You know, I uh (Charles clears his throat). I—lumbago. Go get ‘em, buddy.

Arthur. What is Pearson FEEDING you? Don’t. Just—hang back. We gotta stay downwind of this bear and I gotta stay upwind of you. Phew.

Nice shot, Arthur. That poor tree never had a chance. 

Now, that gator’s gonna charge right at you. You hold. And when he’s close enough that you think you’re gonna shit your pants, then you take the shot. ‘kay? You gotta hold. Alright, you flush ‘im out and uh. I’m gonna go climb this tree. Good luck to you!

So when you asked me to make you fire arrows, you wanted them for hunting, why? Yeah, I know they look cool, Arthur, but—(Charles sighs) Jesus.

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"bUt JoHn WaS pRoTeCtInG jAcK!"

Yep but let's also look at what he needed to protect Jack, it was because John had shot the other man's... What was it brother? Cousin? Family of some sort. And why did he shoot the guy? Because he looked at John funny. So literally, John was the instigator, and he wouldn't have had protect Jack if he hadn't started this shit.

Some people act like Abigail wasn't patient enough with John, and that she was rash and rude. They seem to forget how goddamn patient Abigail has been. There is an 8-year timeskip between the end of the main story in rdr2 and the epilogue. She has been more than patient and I hate when people act like she was mean and didn't give John any time.

Not to mention even before the epilogue, Jack is FOUR!!! It took John FOUR years to even really acknowledge he's a father.

Abigail, my love.

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Did you all forget?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THIS DUDE

HAS THE SAME VA AS THIS DUDE ??????????????

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Bessie was Susan's ride or die and you will not take this from me.

It’s after midnight and I have a thought no one can take away from me.

Susan and Bessie were thick as thieves, two peas in a pod, besties you may say.

When Bessie died Susan became more mean. When she sees the girls talking together it makes her jealous of what she lost. And miss her partner in crime

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Something worth considering guys.

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i love ur blog posts and u seem rly funny!

I appreciate you, I assure you I'm a moron. 😅 But truly, thank you so much for this ❤️

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Go potato! Fuck's sake!

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POV: this is not the first time Arthur has been captured by Colm O'Driscoll. in his youth, when the Van Der Linde gang began to feud with the O'Driscolls, Colm kidnapped Arthur, but that time Hosea and Dutch quickly pulled him out of trouble so young Mr. Morgan was an even bigger joker than he is now ahaha

reference to the great…

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The scream I screamt.

Noshir Dalal’s response to my prompt “Please record Charles roasting Dutch post-refinery/Eagle Flies’ death”

Please please go throw money at @noshirdalal over at his newly established cameo. He’s such a talented and dedicated artist who really brought Charles to life and I love everything about this insane five minute monologue he made in response to my joke prompt. The pathos. The catharsis.

This is the only thing I’m going to be able to think about the rest of the week. I have so many questions. Starting with, of course: What did Charles do to his father, and what were the circumstances where Charles told Dutch about it, when that’s not something even Arthur seems to know?

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Yo why he an adorable duck tho?

we need more bread to fly to tahiti, orthur

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you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*

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Just finished it, if you can, go watch it. It really comes off as a labor of love thing.

A little background as to why the Markiplier fandom is panicking about The Edge of Sleep.

So YEARS ago. Mark was in a podcast called The Edge of Sleep, which was adapted into a TV series... Which was never released

Until

Mark made a movie adaptation of a video game, Iron Lung. He's put all his energy into this film, directing, producing, editing, even starring in it. the movie is done, and he's working to get it released in theaters.

We, the public don't know why, but we know that some doors have been locked on the release of Iron Lung, however some big wigs somewhere have promised that if his popularity alone can put Edge of Sleep in the TOP TEN a lot of doors will open for Iron Lung. He wasn't allowed to even say where it would premiere, nor was it advertised AT ALL

So now, Edge of Sleep has shadow dropped on Amazon Prime in the US. Three days BEFORE they even told Mark it would air. In order to get this man's work out in theaters this thing has to get to the top ten by word of mouth alone.

So. Watch Edge of Sleep! It's an apocalyptic horror. There are some mild gore warnings (blood, knife mutilation, brain dissection, self harm). Even if you can play it in the background and let it run just so it gets views thatd be helpful.

Stick it to the Hollywood Bigwigs! Show them YouTubers can have an audience! Open some doors for creative people trying to show their work to a bigger audience!

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So I think I forgot to post about it here but I'm knitting my own wedding dress.

Edit to add materials: I'm using suri silk alpaca (apparently I'm slightly allergic to mohair?), and glass beads for the silvery and pearl beads.

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beatrice morgan and her little boy