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Learning to Eat Like the Bitch You Are

So this article is all about the different steps and aspects to eating like a dog. For each topic I have advice for several levels - beginning to advanced.

Dog Bowl

If you don’t have a lot of privacy and are not prepared to explain why you have what is obviously a pet bowl, there are a few other options for you. These are also some good options if you’re transitioning into this kink. You can start by eating off of your regular plate, but instead eating without utensils then eventually hands, eventually putting the plate on the floor in the process. You can also look for smaller shallower bowls when buying dishes. A great midpoint between regular dishes and pet bowls is a pie plate. It’s a little past pie season, but you can get some cute decorative pie plates and best of all you can keep them in your cupboards without raising any suspicion.

Now, you can go to any place you can get pet supplies and get an actual pet food bowl any time. Mostly it’s going to be cat food bowls which tend to be small and shallow and dog food bowls that range from small to large, shallow to deep. If you’re just getting started I suggest getting a shallower dish or for deeper dishes, make sure it’s large enough for your face to reach the bottom. You’re probably also going to have to put a decent amount of effort into reaching the edges with just your mouth if you choose the deeper option.

Now it’s time for some personalizing. No matter what kind of dish you buy or use, you can personalize it for you! If you’ve got a glass or ceramic dish you can decorate it with sharpies and then bake it at 300F for about 35 minutes to make it permanent. You can also use sharpies on plastics, though over time it may come off. A reminder for all you bimbos out there, DO NOT put a plastic bowl in the oven to try and set a sharpie, it will melt the bowl. You can put an ‘inspirational phrase’ at the bottom of the bowl like “you’re a fat pig”, or you can put a pet name or degrading name on the side like “Kitten” or “Whore”, whatever you like. For a more temporary solution, put some tape on the bowl and then write on top of that with a sharpie.

Location Location Location

Obviously the end goal is to be on the floor. If you need to transition you can start with a low table or even a chair seat and kneel. When you do transition to the floor, you have to choose where to put your dish. Eating by the table is probably the most romantic option, thinking of being at your Dominant’s feet as they eat above you. The kitchen is the more traditional pet spot. You can set up a nice spot next to a counter or appliance. For more of the slave experience set up in the basement if you’ve got one, otherwise you can look for a confined space like a closet or a corner. If you’re looking for privacy from roommates then you may choose to eat in your bedroom or your bathroom. And of course, if you have a cage or crate, it’s an ideal place to have your meals to drill in what an animal you are.

Technique

The traditional pose is ass up, head down on all fours. If you’re not up for that you can work your way there! The first step is to ditch your utensil. Even if you use your hands, no more forks, knives, spoons, or chopsticks. Once you start to use only your mouth to eat, you can use your hands to hold your dish until you get a hang of getting to all the corners while it’s on the floor. Once you’re ready to make the full on move to all fours, no hands on the dish be prepared to get actually messy. You gotta really get your face in there. Once you’ve got the hang of it, you can try and challenge yourself by eating with your hands behind your head or back. With your hands behind your head you also have the option to imagine someone pushing your head into your food bowl. I also suggest pulling back long hair unless you want mouthfuls of it throughout your meal.

As to actual tips for eating with just your mouth, I don’t have much aside from it’s all about the tongue. The farther out you can reach and more maneuverability you have with your tongue, the easier it’ll be to get more food out while keeping yourself cleaner and easier to get to all the nooks and crannies in your dish. Of course, this is for dainty eating. If you want to feel more animalistic (well, more like a bitch cause cats can be quite finicky and clean) then eat with gusto and have a mess all over your face. Keep your chin out to avoid getting more food up your nose.

Good Eats

Okay, so now you’ve got a nice spot set up, what kind of things should you eat? Well, that kind of depends on several things. If just the act of eating like an animal is enough, you can eat what you’d normally eat if the bites are small enough (I mean, you can get larger pieces if you want to tear it apart, might take awhile though). A good general rule might be any solid food you can eat with a spoon is going to be a good candidate for relatively easy eating. And of course there’s always the option to chop up larger things (i.e. chopping a hot dog into bite sized piece). Now if you want more thematic food, I’ll go through a few options for different facets.

Pampered pet - This is probably the closest category to human. Great things for this category are left overs. These are the table scraps that your Dominant has scraped into your bowl after their meal or the extras at the bottom of the pan after they fix a plate. I’m also partial to frozen meals for this category, though I kind of have this thing for Banquet meals.

Slave - Aside from food in the bitch category, which would all be good, this is an opportunity for gruel-like option. Breakfast food shine here as options like grits, oatmeal, and cream of wheat are all nutricious and filling (and tasty), but also have the potential to look like…well, mush. Balance the liquid ratio to your preference, it can be runny or not, sweet or savory. Be cautious because especially with oatmeal sometimes the outer layers can cool and the inside can still be pretty hot.

Bitch - This is a great place for “I can’t believe it’s not dog food” options. Chili, beef stew, and any canned meat are excellent options, rice and beans are pretty up there, stir-fry is a great option if you do it right, and shredded meat is a good option as well. Some things like some microwave Mexican food, canned ravioli, and frozen meals start looking pretty sketchy if you dump it into a bowl and mash it around with a fork. Some good dry food alternatives are

Kittens - Now I’m partial to the bitch angle, but there are some dainty kittens out there. Canned and shredded meats are a great option here as well, stir-fry and rice options are also pretty good. The main thing to remember here is that kittens tend to like cleaner eating conditions, so anything you can shape into a mound is a good option.

Drink Options - Water of course is a good traditional option. Milk is also good. Beyond that, you can drink whatever you want if you put it in a bowl next to your food. For you really depraved submissives out there piss is always an option. If you’re not up to actually drinking piss (It’s a hard one, especially for solo play) but like the idea of drinking piss, opt for the option of something like lemonade, white grape juice, apple juice, etc. with that kind of coloring.

Dog food - A note on actual dog food. It’s not recommended that you eat actual food. There are really two main health concerns with this. First is that humans and animals have different digestive needs - animals can even eat raw meat without getting sick. The second concern is that pet food doesn’t undergo the same quality health screenings that human food goes through. As a result, it’s more likely to contain bacteria that will make you sick.

Extras

I’ve covered all the basics, so how can you add onto the experience? There’s the obvious addition of your pet play items. Break out your collars, tails, paws, ears, leashes, and whatever else you’ve got.  Naked is always a good option for… well let’s face it pretty much anything I’m gonna write about. Keep your hands in fists, or even tape them like that or use mittens. Add some body writing onto it with the pet/animal theme. For extra humiliation, skip the bowl altogether and eat off the floor (I hope you cleaned it recently) and even further, maybe some of it is on a shoe (I’m thinking mashed potatoes). You can also add something into your food - piss, spit, cum, something to make it taste bad. Beg for you meal before you get it or beg for a treat after. Make it your own and have fun!

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All cunts, recite this mantra daily to be a devoted braindead cockdoll for the patriarchy:

• I was born to please cock

• I am nothing more than 2 tits and 3 holes

• My body is for Men’s pleasure, not my own

• It is not my place to have shame or dignity

• I am free use

• I am porn

• My feelings don’t matter

• I’m an inferior cunt

• Men always come first

• I don’t deserve to cum

• It’s my place to do anything a Man wants

• My opinions don’t matter

• Everything is my fault

• I am disposable

• I am Male property

• It’s a Mans right to do anything He wants to me

• I deserve endless rape and abuse

• My only purpose is to please and entertain Men

• I deserve a life of misery

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one of my favorite humiliations is interruption

like yes please feel me up while I’m talking. take my tits out so you can look at them instead of paying attention to what I’m saying. shove your fingers in my mouth mid-sentence, or a dildo, or your cock. have me stop talking so you can spit in my mouth and then have me swallow and keep going like nothing happened. turn me on and rile me up and make me blush red while maintaining serious conversation. tell me without words you don’t care what I have to say right now.

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I am an object. I am a doll. I am a toy. I am a fleshlight. I am tits. I am holes. I am just for your entertainment<3

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How about having sex in the way of your tumblr favourites you don't dare to reblog?

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I have a fantasy of dating a girl and turning her into an onlyfans pornstar over time. Like I convince her to let me make her an account and record her masturbating and slowly start to make more degrading and humiliating content. I'll take half her money and facefuck her on camera for all of you to enjoy. Once she's completely immersed into being a fuckdoll I'll piss and slap her around for 5 dollar tips from strangers

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10 things i can do every day to remind him he can do anything he wants with me

1. always greet him at the door, naked and kneeling

2. present and spread my holes for him to inspect, use, or ignore

3. kiss and massage his feet when he’s relaxing and watching or reading something

4. do all house chores with heels on and nothing else

5. sit by the toilet in case he wants to make use of a human urinal

6. edge constantly when not in use in order to stay wet and malleable unless otherwise directed 

7. tie myself to the bed so that when he comes home/into the room, he can go ahead and fuck me as soon as he likes or just laugh at how pathetic i am

8. let him play with me in public while he makes me point at the girls who he should make cum instead of me

9. tell myself aloud that “good fucktoys never cum. good fucktoys focus on the pleasure of their owners”

10. beg him for cum. beg him to use me. beg him to degrade me. just beg.

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That's the way it should be. Go on like that. You are going to be a good girl

It's getting kinda warm here and yesterday it was really sunny so I wore a low cut tank, and a skirt... While I was walking through town I noticed so many men like obviously staring at my tits!! 😍

At first I was kinda self conscious and I wanted to button up my cardigan but then I remembered that it's fun to show off, and that men can stare at my tits whenever they want. So instead I pulled my top down even further, so that a little bit of my bra was showing, and smiled back at the men who were looking at my jugs ☺️💕💕 I'm learning!!

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Making you wear a remote controlled vibrator in public, and turning it on the highest setting in the busiest area just to see how embarrassed you get when you squirt hard. Watching it leak down your thighs and puddle on the floor while everyone can see what a pathetic slut you are.

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Me and who?

My nipples are my kryptonite. Rubbing them makes me instantly wet. Please tie me up spread and just lay beside me playing with them until I'm crying and my pussy is dripping all over the bed. Make me beg you to stop only to gag me and keep going. Ugh. Tease.....

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i need an icky man who’ll truly groom me—

not just message me on here telling me how hard he is for me, an older man who dedicates his time to building trust and a relationship w me only to take advantage of me 💗

his manipulation would be so good that i wouldn’t even see it coming, i wouldn’t even see myself slowly becoming attached and obsessed w my groomer

pls pls pls !!!

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Doormat

I am looking for a a very submissive girl, a doormat.

A girl with very low to no self esteem that will always look up to me for validation. A girl with low to no self respect that will humiliate and degrade herself just for my pleasure not matter how humiliating and disgusting she might think it is.

One doormat, that will want to give up control, will ask how to dress, what to wear. Ask authorization to use the bathroom, shower or touch herself.

One doormat that will be glad to be my urinal, having me using her tits, ass and body as a stress relieve doll. One that will expose herself when told to and always ready to be fingered or fuck in her three holes.

One doormat, that will get her cunt dripping from humiliation, licking my shoes when I get back home and offering her ass and tits to me to use and abuse at my will.

Any girl like that around?

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Thinking about casual, domestic, disrespectful degradation:

Asking you about your day, then pulling your tits out while you’re talking

Having you cook my dinner, you only eat once I’ve finished

Jerking off beside you in bed, pushing your head down to swallow my cum without saying a word

Immediately groping you when I get home from work, shaming you for being desperate if you’re wet

You make our morning coffee, but I cum in yours instead of milk

While I’m at work leaving you a list of household chores and expecting them all done

Making you kneel by my feet while we have a conversation

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when he says no

I love begging him to extend my bedtime. I love when he says no. 

I love asking if I can buy a sugary latte. I love when he says no.

I love asking if I can skip my workout because laziness. I love when he says no.

I love begging to watch an extra hour of TV on a weeknight. I love when he says no.

I love asking if I can buy that pretty top I saw when I went to return something, even though my credit card bill is ridiculous. I love when he says no.

I don’t ask because I want to be denied. Not really. I ask because I want something I’ve always immediately granted myself. I ask because I have desires and impulses and I need to express them. And even though there’s the teeniest bit of disappointment when he says no, there is also relief and inner peace. I feel taken care of. I feel like I’m becoming a better person with improved habits. I feel healthier, happier and less stressed. No more guilt. It’s gone.

It makes his yeses so rewarding. The latte tastes sweeter. The next episode of that TV show is funnier. The top is prettier and feels worth the money.  With his permission, I can have guilt-free indulgences. I can find joy in things I’d often shamed myself for, the things you’re supposed to enjoy. That was no way to live.

 I said it before it was my reality, and I’ll say it again:

Everything just feels better when you have permission.

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A responsible husband will restrict his wife's freedoms to protect her from outside threats and her own possible misconducts. But also to strengthen her focus on him and the family. Strictness is therefore essential to protect her and to develop her in the right direction.

PP.

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Why you should be pro Patriarchy:

Physical Limitations: Women just don't have the muscle mass or the rugged endurance to keep up with men in physically demanding jobs. It's biology, not bigotry.

Biological Factors: From the inconvenience of monthly periods to the demanding nature of pregnancy, it seems Mother Nature herself designed women for tasks other than toiling in the workplace.

Safety Net: In a patriarchal setup, women are cosseted and cared for, freeing them from having to face the harsh realities of the world. Isn't it easier to let the men do the heavy lifting?

Emotional Rollercoasters: Women are emotionally wired and more prone to mood swings, which could cloud rational judgement - not exactly a trait you'd want in your board room.

Home, Sweet Home: Women are naturals at homemaking, child-rearing, and creating a cozy haven. Why aspire to a corner office when you can reign supreme in your own domestic castle?

Good Old Dependence: Relying on men for financial stability isn't a weakness, but a sensible lifestyle choice. Why strive for independence when you can bask in comfortable dependence?