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[okrowan]

text: babe tho

saph: UR A FUCKING PUPPY

saph: HIDING BC I'M YELLING

saph: CAN YOU HEAR ME CACKLING

saph: if u come out, we can make-out

rowan: im never doing that thing u like ever again

rowan: but yes making out i can do this

[okrowan]

Not happenin'.

I’ll give you one last chance to stop being an asshole.

[okrowan]

text: babe tho

saph: omg

saph: LOOK HOW EXCITED YOU ARE FOR 15 MINS OF CUDDLING

saph: U ARE A TOTAL PUPPY

saph: i'm rude and ur a fucking puppy r we done here

rowan: shut up shut up shut up

rowan: im going to stay under this bed forever

rowan: stop yelling

[okrowan]

text: babe tho

saph: if i cuddle u for 15 mins, will u go get me starbucks?

saph: yes

saph: yes i do bc ur lamE AS FUCK

saph: you're a fucking puppy stfu

rowan: yes yes yes yes yes y e s

rowan: rude

rowan: no u shut up u shut up ur so fuck ing rude

[okrowan]

Not sharing.

I need a cigarette.

[okrowan]

text: babe tho

saph: sry

saph: get the fucK OFF OF ME FAT ASS UR CRUSHING ME

saph: did u

saph: did u actually just start playing imagine dragons

saph: i'm so done with u

saph: you're an untrained puppy and a 5 year old it is a fact

saph: hashtag confirmed

rowan: but ur soo o ooo o comfy cuddlE ME BACK LOSER

rowan: yes

rowan: yes i did u gotta problem

rowan: i am nOT you're such a liar go d

[okrowan]

text: babe tho

saph: ur fucking weird

saph: i hope that scream deafened u

saph: get the fuck off of me u shitheAD I S2G

saph: this is the new way of communicating welcome to the new age

saph: YOU ARE AN UNTRAINED PUPPY I CAN'T TURN MY BACK WITHOUT VAMPIRES ATTACKING U OR U STABBING A VAMPIRE AND GETTING URSELF IN DEEP SHIT

rowan: rude

rowan: i wILL NOT YOU' RE ALSO COMFY

rowan: imagine dragons plays dramatically in the background

rowan: I TOL D YOU THAT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD SAPH I AM NOT aN UNTRAINED PU PPY

[okrowan]

text: babe tho

saph: maybe

saph: like i'm telling u my secret

saph: you can fuck off i am not ur pillow um

saph: don't get sarcastic with me

saph: no but tbh i don't think i should leave u alone u get into too much trouble ur like an untrained puppy so ur coming with me got it good

rowan: angels actual angels its the truth i accept nothing else

rowan: u are my pillow im gonna flop onto u

rowan: and now im texting you instead of talking to you youre right ther E

rowan: i aM NOT AN UNTRAINED PUPPY

[okrowan]

text: babe tho

saph: hey don't fucking judge me

saph: you've slept in my bed before u know how comfortable it is

saph: i can't be blamed

saph: so there's a party tonight

saph: u should like come with me so u don't get killed

saph: yeah

rowan: this is true

rowan: was ur bed crafted by angels

rowan: actually im gonna come in and sleep on u your beds so comfy

rowan: sure i mean why else

[okrowan]

text: babe tho

saph: yes

saph: i didn't think you were still there tbh

saph: but good ur awake

rowan: have u not left your room yet

rowan: youre ridiculous

rowan: whats happening??

[okrowan]

text: babe tho

saph: wake the fuck up shithead

rowan: im literally on your couch did u have to text me

[okrowan]

Like, a little. I dunno, I was hardly measurin' it as they were doin' it. I was-- gonna, but. I'm s-sorry-- it's fuckin' pathetic--

A little? How much is a little, Rowan? Fuck, why didn’t you call me? I — no, um, don’t be sorry. Don’t be sorry — it’s alright… It’s alright.

[okrowan]

thE DASH IS SO FAST I CANT DO IT I CAN T KEEP UP

[okrowan]

Wow-- but still pretty vague. What if it's not night? A vampire'll probably take off their Lapis Lazuli to keep it safe and to not distinguish themselves, and werewolves can't be in anger management all the time. And, well, as for witches-- 'm pretty sure I got'a vague idea already.

  “Well, actually, there’s always something specific that you can notice about every species. If a vampire’s out in the sun, you’ll notice their Lapis Lazuli, although I won’t be surprised if you won’t be able to notice the specific rune that states it is a Lapis Lazuli. Werewolves are the ones that you can usually find in anger management groups, and witches.. Well, that’s just something I can’t tell you.”

[okrowan]

Pft, only losers don't. 

Smooth. Ditto, Talia, and I'm Rowan.

Aww, how sweet. I’m sure you know how to treat a girl right.

Speaking of girls, I’m Talia, it’s lovely to meet you.

[okrowan]

It was a 'dude, why'. Does that help?

You may have to elaborate one what your ‘dude’ meant though …

[okrowan]

I can imagine. You'd be a hybrid, then, o'course.

How's that hangin'?

I see, I see. Well, I guess that’s a good thing for me. I’ve got enough on my plate as it is.