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BF TEXTS W/ THE BLUE LOCK BOYS

ft. kaiser, nagi, isagi, sae, rin, and reo

warnings: suicide jokes (sae and kaiser), jokes about violence (isagi), reader being an instigator (isagi), kaiser backstory spoilers

kaiser, nagi, isagi

sae, rin, reo

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EVIL SMAU #1: — You don't mess around about Pokemon 😦😦 Characters: Isagi, Ness, Sae, Kaiser, Shidou, Rin, Hiori, Nagi Type: Humor/Crackfic

This is my first one of those sorry if it's Dookie lmfao

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EVIL SMAU #2: — You try to shit talk him but end up accidentally messaging him instead of your friend 🥸 Characters: Isagi, Kaiser, Shidou, Chigiri, Nagi, Reo, Sae Type: Humor/Crackfic

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EVIL SMAU #3: — Problematic autocorrect 😯😯 Characters: Sae, Barou, Nagi, Ness, Kaiser, Shidou, Reo, Rin, Isagi, Bachira Type: Humor/Crackfic

Inspired by when I typed "since" and google docs changed it to "sensei" like wtf who is sensei bitch

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EVIL SMAU #4: — He has beef with your pet 😞😞 Characters: Chigiri, Ness, Kaiser, Rin, Shidou, Sae Type: Humor/Crackfic

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I am Hanin from Gaza. I live under bombardment and destruction. I lost my home and my whole life

Read my story and please donate to me

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started writing for girl dad boothill and then remembered i promised a jing yuan fic to a certain someone 😅 so, here we go <3 (actual first post this time! banners by @/rookthorneartisry and @/enchanthings)

cw: none, just domestic life with jing yuan, snowmoon & yanqing ! tooth-rotting fluff with a touch of crack, lower case is intentional, gender neutral reader, yanqing calls reader bàmā (a mix of father and mother in mandarin/chinese), yanqing is jing yuan's adoptive son & possibly written older than he actually is (referred to as a teen, around 14?), snowmoon referred to as "it", kinda long bc i'm a yapper for details so i'm probably splitting these into two or three parts

word count: 1.4k

from being jing yuan's spouse for the last four years, together for almost seven altogether, it's always a toss-up between which mood he's going to be in that day when he decides to wake up. more often than not (as hard as it is to believe), he'll be the first one up, all bright and early when the artificial sun of the Luofu is just beginning to rise, the birds in his garden chirping and calling to him to join them. however, he doesn't listen to their call for the first few minutes after he wakes up, distracted by the warmth of his lover sleeping soundly in his arms and using snowmoon's shoulder as their pillow.

as much as he doesn't want to leave them so early, jing yuan knows that if he stays in bed any longer, he won't want to get out of bed at all. so he carefully sneaks out of bed with a kiss on his partner's hair and shoulder, putting a finger over his lips when snowmoon lifts its head and looks at him ‒ thinking that the general was going to work without it. with the coaxing of a treat, the general changes into his workout clothes and grabs a quick bite from leftovers from last night's dinner before going on his morning run around Exalting Sanctum before all of the shops and merchant carts open for the day. he's smart enough to remember where all of the patrols and checkpoints are and when they switch out between shifts, so he paces himself in certain areas while speeding up in others to avoid the soldiers and ignore his duties for a little while longer. unless he was sitting in the seat of divine foresight, jing yuan wasn't going to deal with reports or paperwork.

by the time jing yuan makes it home, it's about an hour or more before the rest of his family will start to wake up and get ready for the day ahead. the general takes that amount of time to take a shower in the bathroom on the other side of the house to be quiet enough to let his spouse and child sleep for a little while longer, immediately getting started on a hearty breakfast that would make everyone's stomach feel full until their lunch break ‒ hell, maybe clear until dinner if you ate more than normal. jing yuan's cooking always manages to make you eat more than you probably should, especially when it comes to breakfast foods; it's even harder to resist when he makes a comfort food of yours that he remembers you bringing up a few days back, wanting to make it for you whether it was breakfast food or not.

if the scent of pan-fried pork buns, Chinese meat pies, and scallion crepes aren't enough to wake you up, your husband will simply take matters into his own hands ‒ but not on his own, he knows you'll never be able to stay mad if a certain somebody helps him. he'll sneak into yanqing's room with snowmoon in tow, unsurprised to see his son still asleep, worn out from yesterday's training and helping out his bàmā with dinner last night to give the cloud knights something a little extra to keep their hopes high and give them a silent appreciation for what they put up with every day. jing yuan knows this well and opts to go for the gentle approach to wake yanqing up, sitting on the edge of the bed as he reaches out to brush his fingers through the young boy's hair and calls his name softly while snowmoon crawls into his bed and lays down beside him. if that doesn't work, the general will mention something along the lines of "last chance before you're a sack of potatoes"; that alone is the lion's cue to move out of the way, leaving yanqing to fend for himself because snowmoon doesn't have the energy to drag him out of bed this time.

the smug and mischievous general scoops the poor kid out of bed, leaving his son in a daze of confusion and tiredness before being thrown over his dad's shoulder like jing yuan had threatened to do. at first, yanqing is annoyed because he was sleeping peacefully and comfortable, but it doesn't last for very long when he hears his father apologize and smells the food from the kitchen. at least he doesn't have to go through training first thing in the morning like he thought he was going to.

after a long debate about how to wake you up, the two boys sneak like mice into the bedroom where you're still sound asleep with snowmoon currently sleeping next to you once again because, let's face it, the lion is just as much of a dozer as its father. if it sees someone still sleeping in bed, it's going to join you whether you like it or not. both jing yuan and yanqing know better than to be rowdy when it comes to waking you up before your alarm goes off after the scolding and silent treatment jing yuan got a few months back when he decided to jump on the bed, not realizing that you were practically on the edge of the bed, causing you fall off the bed and almost bust your head open on the nightstand from how hard he made you bounce. let's just say he ended up on the couch that night, and he practically begged for forgiveness for almost two hours straight.

yanqing is the first of the two to crawl into bed and sit between you and snowmoon, his hand reaching out to poke your arm a few times before calling your nickname with a tired voice, "bàmā... wake up..."

jing yuan, meanwhile, sneaks into bed to lie behind you on the tiny amount of space there is, one foot staying near the floor to catch himself in case he slips and accidentally brings you down with him. he sneaks in a few kisses between your shoulder blades and behind your ear while yanqing isn't looking, not wanting to hear any of your guys' son complaining and jokingly gags because of the two of you being affectionate while he's in the same vicinity. if the general wasn't in such a peaceful mood and knew you wouldn't care if he did wake you up in a less... delicate way, he would be doing exactly that out of spite. however, you start waking up before he can even finish the thought running through his mind, your breathing going from soft and airy to a heavy sigh as your arm stretches out slowly to bring yanqing in for a hug and fix his hair.

even with your vision being hazy with sleep, it wasn't hard to tell that your son was your husband's first victim of being woken up in the morning, yanqing's eyes closing as he lies down next to you and cuddles with you to get a few more minutes of sleep in. not a single one of you move an inch for what feels like twenty minutes, silently basking in the early morning rays for a little while longer as the birds sing, once again trying to beckon the three of you to join the rest of the world outside as starskiffs begin to pass through the air. all of you begin to debate whether or not you should take the day off, unable to recall if there are pressing matters to deal with in your respective jobs; the only downside is that jing yuan doesn't exactly have the option to stay home. he has to go to work just like always because generals hardly ever get a day off ‒ except for those two weeks that jing yuan was on strict and mandatory bed rest after the entire incident with phantylia about two months back.

"our breakfast is going to get cold if we keep lying here..." jing yuan mumbles tiredly, sharing the same sentiment the other two have about wanting to have a family day to themselves. however, he knows he can't because he'll get another earful from fu xuan about being lazy and getting the lecture that he should have just let her take over for him so he could retire early already. he absolutely does not want to deal with that... but that doesn't mean he's not going to indulge in this warm morning with his little family, reaching his arm further around his partner until he feels yanqing's smaller frame and drags the boy into his embrace now as well. it wouldn't hurt to take another five minutes to enjoy the peacefulness, even if it does mean that he'll have to rush out the door to make it to work on time.

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the tiny exception - express crew

summary; there's only one exception to the few rules that the express crew have...

genre/extra tags; fluff, family dynamics, pompom is the softest rabbit thing in the universe i love them, papa welt (real), auntie himeko iykyk, the rest of the gang are the siblings, caelus learns abt the world with you :'), your honor they're just trash raccoons, selective mute! caelus

[platonic] [child (7-9)! reader]

[warnings; reader implied to have a tough life before getting taken in, trash digging mentioned/j]

word count; 608

a/n; whoops i made another hsr fic and it's another family fic :) im watching blue lock rn and it's definitely passed some expectations and i like it so far so that's good, there's some silly little guys i like (it's the crazies unsurprisingly) maybe i'll write something to test the waters for blue lock. this show wildin tho

i use caelus for hsr so im writing caelus, sorry stelle enjoyers

[rule 1; no touching pompom]

caelus learned that one after attempting to comfort the conductor. and yet,

"you're so squishy, pompom!" a pure as snow giggle rings in the train as the trailblazer watches you cuddle pompom. "so fluffy!"

"oi! don't hug me too hard!" they squirm, trying to loosen your grip.

"sorry!" you smile innocently as you look up to see the silver-haired trailblazer, watching you. "hey caelie!" you let go of pompom, running straight to him.

he's quick to pick you up as you stretch your own arms out towards him. he looks at you with curious eyes and then glances at pompom who is cleaning their uniform.

"i wanted to hug pompom! and i did!" you cheered. it earns you a silent chuckle from caelus. much to pompom's relief, he takes you away and to the passenger rooms.

[rule 2; don't drink mr. welt's coffee]

that rule was interesting. it was set because of you really. you tried the coffee once and almost cried. turns out you can't handle the bitter taste unsurprisingly.

"i know you're gonna do it, y/n." you freeze in his lap as welt continues to answer caelus's questions on the phone.

"but what if it tastes different?"

"it's still coffee, dear." you rest your cheek on welt's shoulder, face squished as you stare at the cup of dark liquid. welt doesn't say anything after that, a gentle sigh leaving his lips.

"did auntie himeko make it?"

"no, she didn't."

"then it will taste different." you reason but it doesn't sway the tired father figure. you reach to take a sip. you look up at welt as if expecting the male to stop you but he doesn't.

he knows. he knows what's going to happen and he's not going to stop it. (he does have a different drink on hand, ready for you.)

you take a sip.

and you cry. "papa!" he sets your favorite drink down, moving the coffee towards him. "why do you drink that?!" he guides your favorite drink towards you and you immediately drink it.

"i drink it because i like it."

"you have bad tastes, papa." you stick your tongue out at him.

"and yet you keep drinking it every time."

[rule 3; sleep on time!]

another rule in place for you. did you ever follow it? sometimes.

but you were only a kid.

"but i don't wanna sleep!" you tugged onto dan heng's clothes as if he would help.

he does not.

"you need to sleep. you're going to be all sleepy in the morning."

"but i want to stay with you guys!" dan heng picks you up into his slightly awkward hold. "please?" you drag out your pleas in hopes of convincing your older brother figure to let you stay up with the trio.

"sorry, y/n. but i don't think welt would allow that."

"but i'm not ti.. tired!" you yawn between your last word, your hands reaching to rub your eyes.

"you totally are, y/n." march cooed, taking you from dan heng's arms. "let's get you to himeko or welt, hm?" the trio is gentle to bid you a goodnight and a pat on the head (and kiss on the cheek from march) while you're taken to rest with himeko.

"there's the sweetie. awh, you must be exhausted." you're laying in himeko's arms, feeling sleepy with her warmth wrapped around you. "thank you march, have a good time with the others." march waves her goodbye before leaving with the trailblazer and dan heng.

"but i wanna go..." you frown, twisting and turning in the redhead's arms.

"how about you spend sometime with me, welt, and pompom before bed?" himeko suggests.

"are we gonna read some stories?"

"we'll let you pick."

"okay."

you fell asleep about 3 minutes later before you could even hear a story.

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❝ 𝐜𝐮𝐳 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞 ❞ hsr x reader 𓆩 𓇼 𓆪

pairings. dan heng, caelus, sampo, welt yang, gepard, blade, jing yuan, luocha x gn!reader

a/n: i miss getting silly little reuqests like this . send me requests guys (if u snet a req b4 its not in the swag askbox anym sighhh), reupload from old blog!!

warnings:oh no SEX AND NSFW AAAHHH, breeding kink caelus, jing yuan, and blade, bc yes!!. kinda bdsm w blade, praise kink w jing yuan, degrading kink w blade, kinda sadist sampo, belly bulge 👍👍, fingering BUT NOT IMPLIED FEM READER 🤬🤬

dan heng is more than happy to be yours, legally, and to be the man to put a ring on your finger. has waited his whole life for this moment, to see you walk down the aisle and everything. and nothing more than finally carrying you in his arms to the bedroom of your newly built house. but having your hands pinned to the bedframe, as his cock is so brutally penetrating your hole, and he can't help but praise you for being such a good pet and taking all of him in you. the endless thrusts you felt that kept coming, and your hole so easy to work himself in and out from all the cum from the rounds that happened hours ago, it felt so endless in your mind, but dan heng couldn't help but indulge himself into you, because you're finally his, and he's finally yours. more under the cut.

caelus thought he was foreign to this kind of stuff, like no one would ever would love him like that back. but he's here now, and you are too. picks you up bridal style on the way up stairs, ripping your wedding dress off. (not rly, just takes it off you, but lets just say he did) all he wants is to literally fill your precious hole up with his seed :(( can't help but go another round, because his stamina was just too much for you to handle, but all it did was turn him on more! the way his cock made such a cute mark on your tummy.. he couldn't help but cum at the sight of how your poor hole will remember the shape of his cock, and his alone.

sampo..? i'm surprised someone actually married him, anyways! kind of rough with it honestly, still type of guy to just ravage himself in you. taking his sweet time, especially when you were so close.<3 your expression, and the way you were just whimpering, and begging for him to just harshly thrust into you to finish it up. all he could say was "i wanna make this night extra memorable for you, and me~!", wants to be begging for his cock to just shoot his warm seed into you already.

welt yang.. all i gotta say is that he's overjoyed, over the moon that he got married to someone as amazing, stunning, to be his world, his everything, the person he'd start a family with. but before all of that, ever since you both started your relationship, he promised himself, that on the night of your marriage, that's when he'd give you the time of your life. a time where you'll always remember. remember the way his huge cock would just be so rough with you aa, just wants you to get every drop of his cum till your belly bulge that he put inside you is so full of his seed, or that your hole will always remember the shape of his dick muahahahshhdkfjvi

gepard my man! already planned it out, knows exactly how the night will go, maybe.. but whatever happens tonight will be according to a plan. probably saved his virginity for this moment, he.. he's tried reading about it, just lets the night go as it is... i guess.. but dear god he really did not hold back, as soon as you gave the go sin that he could go as rough as he wanted, bro wouldn't hesitate AT ALL. just wants to see you so full of his cum it hurts mfmfjfjfjfn. he's jerked off to this moment before too, and the way you just take all of him in, he loves ot so muchh! will breed you like crazy, no joke, even if you're a guy, bro will say he's gonna get you pregnant. anyways, he'll be soft and gentle w u in bed if you want, but if u ever say to go faster, good luck in that wheelchair next day ‼️‼️

blade?!? getting married?!? damn!! very rough, lowkey forgets about you when he's at his climax. but he didn't really plan for it, just let the night play out. oh i have to say this but silver wolf is the flowergirl, kafka is maid of honor, and nanook walks him down the aile. anyways, bro doesn't hesitate to just absolutely breed you, be honest cause i know this man wants kids. and you will have them, don't give a fuck if you a man, he will breed yo ass. licks up the excess seed that didn't, or couldn't fit in your hole that was already so full of his seed. thank you 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️

jing yuan!! oo he is probably the same as gepard, will plan it out, but probably won't go to plan at all. and probably has read smutty books too, just in case. and wow that really helped because just as long as you ask bro to go faster, he will non stop breed you 'till you have like 3 generations of heirs for him. jokes aside, but he would breed you so bad. just needs to see your hole so full of him that it's too much, and won't fit anymore! probably makes you sit on his face once or thrice after all those rounds of pounding you too ;3

luocha.. hmm, if you think about it really hard, lowkey dislikes the idea of sex at the wedding night, but we do not think about it really hard, he does it anyway!! he is the type to know all your spots, all the right places to make you cream on his cock over and over again, cuz bro is a doctor. and would finger you like crazy while making out before the actual intimacy. bro is so careful with you like you are as fragile as glass. his kink is just your whole body. everything about you, your curves, your thighs, your neck, he wants everything, and thats why he'd do it on the wedding night of his!!!

for america i say for AMERICA!!!! (i dont live in the us anym)

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Have you heard about the secret Beach Episode 🏖️

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inspired by the manga scene where bard casually showed a porn magazine cover to ciel in a bookstore and seb instantly covered the kid’s eye

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Prince Soma X Reader-  Candlelight Romance

It was date night and since it was October, Soma planned a movie marathon of all your favorite animated Halloween movies since neither of you could handle over the top scary movies. It was cute and he put thought into it with the themed snacks, your favorite blankets and his homemade chai hot chocolate. It was perfect and the rain outside made it even better.

Keep reading

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these days they be letting anyone inside gojo 🙄 me next btw 🥰

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dad wakatoshi has lots of plants and names them after his kids and routinely buys them plants they like, and teaches them how to take care of them. sundays are reserved for taking care of the plants and flowers; he looks forward to it everytime.

dad rintaro says, claims, declares, swears that he doesn't want anything when you order in, then when you put ur food in the plate he goes around the house asking for "1 bite" and eats a quarter of it. it doesn't matter if all of you get the same thing he wants a bite from each plate.

dad hajime is the one who bullies encourages his kids into going for runs with him at ass o'clock. the type to use those step counting apps like step set go and walks around the house idly to get his coins. will walk around the hall when waiting for the lift.

dad issei doesn't remember his kid's friends' names even if he's known them for years but will know them by their address. who's abhishek. oh the one who lives in sector 20? ok

dad osamu is a fan favourite because he makes the best snacks when kids come over to his house, and prepares their favourite meals for their birthdays, and he remembers each one's favourite.

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the only one who saw him❤️

a shrek x naoya love story about what it truly means to love and to be loved

minors dni, tw: anal sex, mentions of breeding, daddy kink, monsterfucking, degredation, aftercare

for the anon who decided to be homophobic and an asshole unprompted ❤️

“oh senpai! you’re so bi-argh”

shrek lewdly moans over the sound of naoya’s balls slapping against his olive pressed ass, a slobbering trail of saliva from when the blonde zenin had been on his knees, eagerly sucking on the ogre’s cock like it was candy.

“Yeah, I am- you useless hideous ogre-”

Naoya grunts, thrusting into shrek’s puckering hole like a feral animal.

“Call me daddy- say you belong to daddy you pathetic burden-”

Shrek arches his back in pleasure, milking the last of naoya’s seed as strings of “daddy- I’m your little princess” leave his mouth, eager for the validation of the man above.

“No- stay in your lane you miserable excuse of a fictional character-”

“Bu-but daddy!”

“Only 2d lines who people harass others for not liking get their asses filled with my potent macho seed!”

“Bu-but-”

A sharp slap is landed to shrek’s dumptruck of an ass making tears well up in his eyes.

“Butts are for spanking, stay in your place!” Naoya groans, rolling his eyes as he slips in deeper into the abysmal hole of the juicy ogre’s behind.

“BUT- BUT YOU’RE IN MY SWAMP” Shrek roars before curling in on himself as he whimpers.

Naoya stiffens, eyes widening at the way the green beauty’s lips tremble, the clanging of his asscheeks too loud, but even through it, Naoya hears, Naoya sees, Naoya notices...because at the end of the day,

who was it that truly loved him? Who truly saw him? The zenins? The curses? The people who belittled others through a screen? No❤️

It had always been the terrifying yet serene mess that stared up at him through thick lashes, the dirt in his eyes making naoya’s cock and heart both twitch as he mewled for him,

“Please daddy- want no more meanies in my swamp.”

There’s a switch that flips inside Naoya as he listens to his small trembling bunny,

“Of course not princess, no meanies anymore.” Naoya pulls out immediately, pulling his stinky baby into him, hand stroking the swell of his delicious arse as he shushes him, “I promise, we’ll be okay.”

And as shrek stares into naoya’s mesmerising orbs, for once in his life, he doesn’t see them filled with hatred or anger or resentment, for once they truly hold the one thing shrek had always wanted to see; the brown reflection of it with an edge of peace, it’s the only thing he’s never had but now does, that one thing being; DEEZ NUTS

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hazbin hotel characters raping reader please 🙈

can we not do this in the big year of 2024?

also please consider before opening your mouth, i've been through sexual abuse as a child and seeing you bitches asking me such insensitive shit is so jarring

and if i tell you to kill yourself i would be the bad person.

please go and reflect on whatever you asked anon

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GUYS PLEASE HELP /tala_Abo_daqqa

THIS FAMILY HAS AN 11 YEARS OLD GIRL, TALA, THAT HAS LOST ALL 7 IMMEDIATE FAMILY MEMBERS AND ANOTHER 17 RELATIVES

SHE WAS THEN BURIED UNDER THE RUBBLE UNTIL SHE WAS RESCUED

SHE NEEDS TO BE SAVED, PLEASE DONATE & SHARE‼️‼️‼️

also really sorry for 'polluting' other tags but please, help save a life ❤️