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adult emailing culture is overthinking how polite you sound and forgetting to send the attachments
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time: next year is 2020
me: yeah
time: this means that 2010 would have been 10 years ago
me: no
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people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude... ARE YOU OKAY
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Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
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wish life was as simple as stardew valley where i grow some vegetables and then some dancing apples build me a green house
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whta the hell is a vsco girl idk what any of yall are talking about anymore
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oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime
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When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday
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i love adult emailing its so funny ……its just like……many thanks….kind regards………… please find attached the completed document…….many thanks.pdf
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