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the feeds when I don’t have them on: *the house has flipped 10 times, two people had complete meltdowns, and Grodner and Julie Chen came into the house and starting fighting each other*

the feeds when I have them on: *the houseguests talking about their favorite dipping sauces and cheeses for 10 minutes straight*

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I’m so god damn tired of seeing the people of color who haven’t won comps, aren’t in clear alliances, are doing NOTHING WRONG being called threats???? on week one????

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When he finishes on you but says “I’m not through with you”

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lolo and ricky are on opposite sides of the same crack-headed spectrum

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ricky is so endearing he has the same energy as this guy: 

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“i’m from Iowa i dont play”

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these CELEBRITIES are thinking more long term about alliances than normal bb players like level 6 and p*ul’s minions…

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y’all are really mean to jonathan but don’t act like he wouldn’t be all of us in that house with some of these people SO

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Would you like

A sandwich

Natalie

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tamar walked in first

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tamar really went in first huh

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grodner's 0 for 3 the last few seasons fjghkadfghd

WE WON THE LAST THREE YEARS HUH

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Happy 1 year anniversary of this momentous occasion to everyone!!!

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Angela: if I was in Rachel’s position in life I’d re-evaluate my life

Also Angela: *modeled dressed as a literal loofah*

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It pains me to see Level 6 excelling at his game because tbh they’re not even that good at it. The Hive/Foutte is just exceptionally stupid. Kaitlyn should not have backdoored Swaggy, Bayleigh should not have told Rachel about her power and she should have used it on Angela’s HOH, Fessy should not have put up Scottie. Half of the advantage L6 has in this game was handed to them. AND they have the shittiest jury management. 

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All of the zings

•”People say robots are heartless, emotionless and soulless. Did I say robots? I meant Angela.”

•”Hayleigh, I have a question for you. What do you call someone who’s blonde, blue-eyed and has a crush on Brett? Scottie.”

•”Kacey, you have all the big Brother viewers shouting “let’s go!”… “to another channel.””

•”Brett, you always seem so fresh and clean which makes sense because you’re a giant… douche.”

•”-welcome to Big Brother burger May I take your order- Yes! I’d like to order something extra greasy, burnt to a crisp with a side of zits. -sounds like you want the… Tyler.-“

•”Fessy, I was surprised to learn that you’re a part time teacher considering you’re a full time moron. Every child left behind.”

•”JC, the only thing thicker than your accent is your back hair.”

•”Hayleigh, you were so good reading Hamlet but the real Shakespearean tragedy was your… HOH reign. To zing or not to zing?”

•”Sam, you love to tell everyone how real you are… you are real… real -beep- crazy.”