okaybagel

[okaybagel]

This is Fat ass a prairie dog that lives in the park near my aunt and uncles place up north, he lives off of food pellets from the petting zoo near by and whatever else prairie dogs eat

[okaybagel]

Bitch

[okaybagel]

One thing that suck about not being alone is that you’re scared about being alone again,

[okaybagel]

A friend of mine, who has ADHD, was talking about here trama in Barnes noble and was getting into how much it affects her then she looked at the game shelf grabbed a wooden sudoku game then said with the biggest smile “Sudoku” like the whiplash I got was staggering.

[okaybagel]

I just got this random ass and this little guy is just so cute and precious.

[okaybagel]

Some bot pretending to be a women followed me, if the bot owner sees this I will rip of your skin and fest on your carcass.

[okaybagel]

Being called sweetie by an old white women has the opposite affect that being called baby from an old black women has

[okaybagel]

Reject tradition embraces mystical whimsy

[okaybagel]

I’ve been sleeping with this guy that has the same name as me and he keeps moaning our name

[okaybagel]

People that don’t eat the green stem of strawberries are weak and your bloodline will end by my hands

[okaybagel]

Some people will see a take and just think to themselves “that’s a shit opinion” and move on others will make it their life goal to shit on every aspect of the person

[okaybagel]

It’s better to cum in the ass then ass in the cum

[okaybagel]

Me on my way to tell my mom I pissed the bed

[okaybagel]

I think I’m just attracted to pathetic people

[okaybagel]

Day 29— Messenger

Featuring a new gentleman that will be introduced very soon…

[okaybagel]

I took a one hour nap and thought it was tomorrow and I was late for work.

[okaybagel]

The only way I drink water is by eating fruit like a desert creature