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Wow! I have a new work bully. What is this, 1999? or 2002? or 2005? or 2007? or 2008? or 2012? or 2015? or 2019? or 2020?
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When you switch back to the Peter Kraus google image tab that you forgot you opened.
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The fact that I just replaced the roll of toilet paper when I didn't need any more makes me feel like I am already the person I want to be.
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A Healthy New Me
Day 1 Breakfast: Measure one serving of cereal into bowl Lunch: Accidental drive-thru Dinner: My measuring cup is dirty
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Authorities said Kaiser might not face criminal charges as long as the substance proved to be human ashes.
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Today was a good day, Internet
First it was the man who looks like a cross between George Bluth and Steven Tobolowsky having to swim from his sinking car in Houston. Then it was the man who drew a homophobic slur on his own cake in Austin.
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Dude, sometimes flossing after a good meal is just as satisfying as the meal itself!
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I had my cookie and ate it too when neither my server nor I realized that he both handed me a cookie, which I put in my purse, and put one in my to go bag. It was a truly surreal and fantastic moment when I realized there was a second cookie waiting for me.
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Re: That James Corden Clip Adele and I basically have the same karaoke tastes. Minus the Adele songs.
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Wow, Tumblr! It only took me 8.5 years to like 100 posts! #quality
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Regarding the Steven Avery case, Jerry Buting is totally the hot one!
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2016 Prayer: That food wrapped in plastic cling wrap will no longer smell/taste like plastic cling wrap.
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