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just got jumpscared at work today

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the yaoi was there. it didn’t save anyone. but the yaoi was there.

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i feel strongly about this

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give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

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I think that, when you are on hold, the hold music should not stop to tell you that you are on hold. The hold music should only stop when someone actually picks up your call. Vote me for president

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it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

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what i like about airports is that once youre in there theres no going back. I mean youre there until they let you out

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you ever wake up from a dream amd immediately think "well that was a bit heavyhanded"

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I’ll reblog every time I see. Communist guy is always what does it for me

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Did you know that there's another Chocolate Guy called Kris Zhaokai?

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hey honest question, did anybody have GOOD stuff happen to them in 2024? cause it was really bad for me and for most people i know, so it would be nice to hear about anything that's been going WELL for any of you. even if it's small stuff. just to know there's light out there.

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i just want to see gifs and pictures please stop showing me reader insert fanfiction

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It's funny that Louis is canonically always on the grind. He's investing he's a real estate mogul he's a multi millionaire he watches the stock market open and all his husbands are cringefail jobless art guys who also suck so bad. Except for human Daniel who has two pulitzers.