ohmanareyoucereal9

[ohmanareyoucereal9]

i won’t be getting into the nitty gritty of what’s been happening on sturntumblr for the past few days because i know many other blogs have announced their grief towards the person involved, and honestly i feel like it isn’t my place to explain.

when i found sturniolo tumblr, it was like i discovered an oasis. it’s like my own little word i can submerge myself in. and i fucking hate that it’s being terrorised by shitty people who can’t take accountability. this was meant to be a place of community and where people could express themselves completely. it makes me feel sick that that has been taken advantage of.

if you are the victims affected by this, i am so sorry that you had to go through that. although i have no means in interacting with you directly as my page is strictly 18+, my heart goes out to you and i give you my best wishes 💝💝

[ohmanareyoucereal9]

💝💝

i am in such a tight spot financially, to the point where u genuinely have considered unsafe methods [ selling explicit content online ] to make sure that my family and i can eat this week, but i don’t know if the emotional toll that will take on me is worth it.

i only have paypal and it has my legal name attached to it, so i’m not necessarily comfortable posting the link publicly but i am willing to share it through dms. anything you can spare can help. please spread the word.

[ohmanareyoucereal9]

[ohmanareyoucereal9]

is it just me that thinks matts hair has been looking really nice and silky smooth recently?? like esp in the recapping 2024 vid and the random wednesday vid with the cupcakes like ohmygod his hair looks so pleasing to look at yummyyy

[ohmanareyoucereal9]

ur theme is sosoooso cute omfg

thank yewww so is urs omg ur making me jealous 😚😚😚😚

[ohmanareyoucereal9]

im in love with your theme

kiss me rn this is like my fav compliment to receive ever on here 💝💝💝

[ohmanareyoucereal9]

he’s so cutesie omglalalalal

The way he got so happy and giggly over this 😭😭

Please let me put him in my pocket

PLEASE

[ohmanareyoucereal9]

[ohmanareyoucereal9]

⋆･. ˳ . introducing . . . angel!reader & dealer!chris 👼 ⊹ ࣪˖ ִ

♱ dealer by lana del rey. sweetest angel girl. white lace. iced coffee w/ loads of sweetener. smiling at strangers like it’s her job. dainty tattoos. delicate gold jewelry. cloudy mornings. smells like vanilla and honey. gift bags tied with ribbons, even if it’s just a pack of gum. touches everything like it’s fragile. empath. sugar-coated chaos.

♱ L$D by asap rocky. worn out converse + black hoodie he wears too often. hands that roll joints like art. late nights. smells like smoke and cologne. shows up when it matters, even if he pretends not to care. restless energy. always carrying a lighter, flicking it absentmindedly. stargazing while smoking. rugged silver jewelry. very, very observant. unspoken loyalty.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ༺⠀⠀⠀ ׅ ⠀⠀⠀⁺ ⠀⠀♱⠀⠀⁺ ⠀⠀⠀ ׅ ⠀⠀⠀ ༻

˖ soph's note. yayyyy my first au i actually love angel!reader sm im super excited to write things about this au and i hope u guys like her as well :,))) im also gonna be making more mood boards soon cause i feel like this one doesn’t capture their vibe as perfectly as i want, but Pinterest wasn’t cooperative with me… + please feel free to send in asks about them and my angel !! and no… they’re not together, yet??? idk. (also, credit to whoever created dealer!chris. i love him.)

🏷️ @allmylovc

[ohmanareyoucereal9]

[ohmanareyoucereal9]

i’m stuck on making a concept of how i’m gonna start off my carpenter!Matt oneshot, i start college next tuesday and my motivation is booty butt balls UGH

[ohmanareyoucereal9]

Fully introducing… barista!reader

contents: a bit of smut, mostly fluff <3

✰ barista!reader who... always takes the chance to do as many hours as possible

✰ barista!reader who... puts extra cream on frappes and milkshakes

✰ barista!reader who... sacrifices her breaks to put in the extra work, for extra credit, for extra money

✰ barista!reader who... loves the fall season, especially with the pumpkin spice drinks releasing around that time

✰ barista!reader who... scoffs the cake pops that didn’t sell

✰ barista!reader who... hates working in the back, she likes working the cash desk and making drinks in the front

✰ barista!reader who... thrifts for trinkets and clothes on her days off

✰ barista!reader who... owns two cats, one calico and one tabby

✰ barista!reader who... was employee of the month once

✰ barista!reader who... could make a latte with her eyes closed

✰ barista!reader who... dreams of owning her own coffee shop one day

✰ barista!reader who... put her phone number on one of her customer’s cups after a wholesome conversation with them…

Paired with… carpenter!Matt

✰ carpenter!Matt who... loves doing concept design drawings

✰ carpenter!Matt who... always adds a bit of what he would want in his dream home in his designs

✰ carpenter!Matt who... has around 4 variations of a tool belt

✰ carpenter!Matt who... hates installing locks and fixtures

✰ carpenter!Matt who... sometimes calls in his brothers who are in the same work field as him for some extra help

✰ carpenter!Matt who... is a perfectionist, especially when it comes to his customer’s requests and designs

✰ carpenter!Matt who... always cleans his work pants, even though the stains won’t come off

✰ carpenter!Matt who... keeps losing his erasers and has to go to Michael’s every week or two to get more

✰ carpenter!Matt who... already has a blueprint of his dream house, fit for a whole family

✰ carpenter!Matt who... wants three kids, two girls and a boy

✰ carpenter!Matt who... goes to a coffee shop regularly, he has a keen eye on someone who works there…

✰ carpenter!Matt who... doesn’t even drink coffee, his usual order is a hot chocolate and a bagel

✰ carpenter!Matt who... dialled the phone number as soon as he got home, and saved it into his contacts

꩜ carpenter!Matt who... has a severe breeding kink, almost never stops thinking about it when he’s jerking off

꩜ carpenter!Matt who... has a fleshlight, and isn’t afraid to cum inside it every time

“Mmm fuuuckk… the lube is cold… wish this was a real pussy.”

꩜ carpenter!Matt who... loves thrusting up inside you when you get tired whilst in cowgirl position

“C’mere baby, lemme do all the work.”

꩜ carpenter!Matt who... fantasized about you after the first time he ever interacted with you

꩜ carpenter!Matt who... loves to do cockwarming

“You again!” your head is peaking over your shoulder as you're steaming off some milk in a chrome cup.

A tall figure - around 5 '8 or 9 - with a beige and bulky tool belt hanging low on his waist - it looked like it was a few notches too loose, by the way it lay crooked across his lower torso, maybe it was a fashion choice, or something along those lines - his pants scuffed up with splotches of dried up plaster and paint. The rugged grey knitwear sweater he wore was just about a tight-fit, sculpting out his figure almost slightly, there were also loose balls of fluff in spots all over the fabric.

He tugs on the brim of his cap before he removes it, using his other hand to run his fingers through his sweaty brown curls. You rush to the front counter to fully face him.

He plants his palm not so far from your crossed arms, he gives you a kind smile as his eyes wrinkle and his cheeks crease inwards at the sight of you. The kind of soft smile that actually feels genuine, and not just to put on a pleasing facade.

This regular customer has been coming to your specific shop every single morning for the past few weeks now. Since you work full time, you almost always clash into each other. Always preparing the same order for him.

In one of the many small talks you had with him, he mentioned he just moved from Boston to your city just over a month ago for a job opportunity with a lush salary.

He was one of those people you would see everyday that would make you wonder what kind of person they are, outside of ordering a coffee.

You had this sort of a habit you, and only you, would do as a kind of thing to do to pass by. It was quite a candid game you would play by yourself, you would guess stranger’s working jobs, their hobbies, their likes and dislikes, their guilty pleasures. All of that, you had to guess with one glance at the person.

You used this habit as some sort of excuse to spy on this familiar individual and pick up on his activities and interests.

His order is always, always a hot chocolate and a toasted bagel. You assume he doesn’t like coffee and prefers something small and simple for breakfast to start his day off fresh. He wears a tool belt on all of the occasions he has strolled into the shop. He works a blue-collar job, if that wasn’t obvious enough, maybe a mechanic, or a plumber.

He piqued your interest, to say the least. You have yet to find out anything else that stands out to you about this unique character, you don’t mind the chase anyway.

He told you his name one of the days you two spoke, Matthew Sturniolo. But, a lot of people just stick with Matt. He liked it, though. ‘I always thought it was too formal anyway’ he explained in one of the friendly exchanges between the two of you. You would reminisce about it every now and then.

“‘You miss me?” A slight bit of sarcasm in his rhetoric. But at the same time, he was hoping you’d respond, with a yes, ideally.

His soft expression makes the hairs on your body stand up, suddenly making you all shy. Your arms slowly slide back as you scoot sideways to the cash register.

“The usual then? Hot choc and a toasted bagel for the mechanic?” you tilt your head, eyeing the slanted belt on his hips, pushing your index finger into the screen in front of you and completely shrugging off his earlier question. That was simply an educated guess on your behalf.

“Uh, carpenter. Not far off though, and yeah the usual would be great, thank you” he removes his hand to grip the buckle of his belt and licks his dry lips unconsciously. Your cheeks flush at the manoeuvre, although it had no sinful intention.

A carpenter, huh. You didn’t even think of that first thing. You almost beat yourself up at the fact you didn’t come up with that idea. That and you’re just embarrassed that you tried to be cocky and guess but unfortunately, got it incorrect.

Not long after he taps his card, you shift your feet to turn with your back to him to get to work on his order, you could feel his blue irises piercing through the back of your skull. Feeling his watch made you fumble clumsily while making his drink. Your blood rushes to your face in embarrassment as you quickly assemble the cup with the rich, chocolatey drink inside.

You put your hand out with the cup in hand, before you pull back hesitantly as a sporadic idea pops into your thought bubble. Impulsively reaching into your work shirt pocket, you grasp a pen and start swaying letters and numbers into the carpenter’s cup, he raises a brow at this unusual motive, he scratches his stubble as he’s trying to figure out what you’re doing. Shifting closely to examine what you’re trying to write, squinting.

You sit back up to look at him with a plotting, almost mischievous grin, you hand him the cup.

He grabs it off of you to twist it around.

“Call me! My shift ends at 5:30 x” with your phone number wrapped around the entire circumference of the cup. He sighs looking down, smirking to himself - almost like he’s flattering himself, like a ‘wow, you really did that’ kind of sense, also because he’s clearly flustered.

“We clearly get along well, why not?” Your palm is resting on your face, your gaze is locked onto his. You blur your surroundings completely only to focus on him in the moment.

He lets out a dry chuckle before reaching into his pocket to hand you an extra 5 dollar tip. “Will do, sweetheart. Thank you for the drink” he winks, grabbing his bagel, already setting foot out the door.

You lean over the counter, almost your entire stomach is lying on the marbled surface with your legs up swaying girlishly. Literally no sense of the few people glaring judgingly at your poor work ethic. You watch his figure completely disappear out of your frame of view. Before you get back to work for the next customer in line.

a/n: fic idea for this one too lalalalal, idk if i wanna do a one shot or a series of this tho. if i did a series i wouldn’t know how long i could drag it on for lololol. maybe a one shot will do

i love you all <3

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[ohmanareyoucereal9]

i love this😭😭

[ohmanareyoucereal9]

she helped me become big when i went by stars4chratt like months ago i miss that girl so much ☹️

i think about ‘pulling on pigtails’ by gamermattsgf daily like its not even funny </33

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