ohlookachicken
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ohlookachicken · 3 hours ago
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ohlookachicken · 8 hours ago
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feeling called out today
credit: _ADWills
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ohlookachicken · 12 hours ago
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I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"
and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM
and then start massive grease fires in their backyards
it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition
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ohlookachicken · 17 hours ago
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ohlookachicken · 17 hours ago
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ohlookachicken · 22 hours ago
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this is absolutely sending me
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ohlookachicken · 1 day ago
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the mortifying ordeal of being known by bones
I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton
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ohlookachicken · 1 day ago
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The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.
Eat them.
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ohlookachicken · 1 day ago
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 i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic
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ohlookachicken · 2 days ago
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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ohlookachicken · 2 days ago
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hey now
people will see a fandom thing and be like "why isn't this a fanfic" "why is there no fanfic about this" my brother in christ, because you're not writing it
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ohlookachicken · 2 days ago
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anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things
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ohlookachicken · 2 days ago
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ohlookachicken · 2 days ago
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what did mama charizard think of the blue charmanders display of power!
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yaaay~
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ohlookachicken · 2 days ago
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How do you imagine the charmanders and totadile sleep? All snuggled up with their mama, in a pile? Side by side. Or do the babies never sleep and keep mama up all night their their antics?
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they tuckered themselves out
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ohlookachicken · 2 days ago
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It matters Not To Charizard what baby hatched. Baby is Baby, Must Protecc
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and then the precious baby wants to swim lol
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ohlookachicken · 2 days ago
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I wanted to make a backstory for the time I found this in pokemon Violet XD
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