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omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance
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My boyfriend is trying to explain cricket to me again. “He’s only got two balls to make 48 runs”, he says. The camera focuses on a man. Underneath him it says LEFT ARM FAST MEDIUM. A ball flies into the stands and presumably fractures someone’s skull. “There’s a free six”, my boyfriend says. 348 SIXES says the screen. A child in the audience waves a sign referencing Weet-Bix
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When you're getting ready to leave one of your favorite haunts and you see this on the wall… You get super excited for the next season👀…
source: [nate_b_man] posted July 15, 2023
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Just wanted to let you know that you inspire me greatly.
I'm a cake decorator and one of my favourite cakes I've ever had the privilege of making, is a Coraline cake :)
Have a lovely day ❤️
That's wonderful!
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my little kitty cat has started taking an inhaler
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Hey y’all wanna see the worlds most appropriately unhinged phantom of the opera as it came up on my FYP?
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Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription
Me: My pills make me not want to die tho
They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal
Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills
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"oh no!! the wga and sag striking means there won't be any new shows 😭 what can we watch now"
columblrinas who have been watching the same 70s detective show for years:
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I love how Zuko's perception of the gaang must have done a complete 360 after joining them like
Zuko, before joining: this is a group of extremely skilled benders, i must be prepared for any possible situation when i run into them
Zuko, right after joining: wait a minute these aren't trained warriors they're bunch of goofy kids that have somehow survived without adult supervision all this time, i shouldn't have been so worried
Zuko, seeing Katara bloodbend: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what-
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Reminder that the lizard alien conspiracy theory is antisemitism
"They drink blood/adrenochrome/feed on fear" - repackaged blood libel.
"They're manipulating the economy and starting needless wars" - repackaged Jewish banker conspiracy theory.
"The reptilian aliens control the media" - repackaged "Jews control the media" conspiracy theory.
"Judaism was created by reptilian aliens in Babylon" - demonizing Judaism by claiming it was created by malevolent aliens.
"Reptilian aliens are creating fake 'vaccines' to harm/control us" - repackaged conspiracy theories about Jews creating dangerous vaccines.
"We're not inciting violence against everyday Jews, we just want to share the truth" - still trying to convert Jews to something else, which itself is antisemitism.
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