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(agent katswell voice) i'm so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

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being in a self shipping community generally instead of like a selfship community for a specific fandom is really weird because we’re all talking about the same thing but we’re not. we could talking about our little fictional partners or whatever planning little double dates blah blah blah and then oomf could drop “well it’s sorta complicated after the time vortex” and its like time vortex? your man was in a time vortex? who put your man in a time vortex? is he. is he good or like

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when moots yumeship is too cute so you lowkey have to trap them in a glass jar and observe them 💔

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how it feels to stop denying that you're genuinely attracted to fictional characters like others are to real people and to start taking your f/os seriously like you always wanted

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fellow selfshippers with familial f/os, imagine this as you and your f/o

pro/darkship dni this isn't for you

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lets all become one with self ship and playing together

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happy trans day of visibility to all transfem selfshippers! your f/os adore you and are so, so proud to have you as their wife/girlfriend 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

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i know i mainly talk about chandler here but i love all the friends so much…

phoebe and i match each other’s freak

ross and i match each other’s geek

monica and i share the obsessive enjoyment of categorising things (among other things)

joey and i both like to just be silly and enjoy things

rachel and i share a sort of fascination with how things work socially

we literally all fit together in some way… awesome

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hngggg promo time ok its promo time babeyyyy

hi im patches (he/they/it) and im disco kid’s boyfriend (100% canon the ceo of nintendo told me)

my very unfinished neocities for curious people

follow me for epic swagness

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i love being unaware of Most selfshippers sources so i can just integrate into my belief system that you and them are canon. like fuck man ive never seen cookie run youre right you ARE kissing that one i saw you guys in all the art of it

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guys i think they like each other....idk tho.........

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💟 pining stage ask game ! 💟

🏁 if not at the same time, who started pining first? how long until it became mutual (if ever)?

❣️describe a time one of you almost took a chance at making a move on the other, only to chicken out.

❓describe a time one of you did flirt or make a move, only for the other to remain totally oblivious.

😅 did anyone ever mistake you two for a couple? how did you both react?

🛏️ did you two ever have a "there's only one bed" moment?

💗 was either of you flirty during the pining stage?

🚫 what was holding you/them back from making a move or confessing your feelings?

🫂 what's one significant moment of physical contact you had during the pining stage?

😳 what moment flustered them the most?

😖 what moment flustered you the most?

💔 were there ever any moments of angst or jealousy thanks to the hidden feelings?

💭 who daydreamed about the other more often? what did they think about most?

🎵 are there any songs that describe your pining stage?

❌ did either of you ever try to get rid of your feelings for the other?

💘 (if applicable) what moment made them realize they were in love with you?

💓 (if applicable) what moment made you realize you were in love with them?

✨ share something random from the pining stage!

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i love selfship imagines . but where r the ones for when your f/o is a huge asshole . affectionately ofc but cmon . i look at that man w stars in my big beautiful wide eyes and a huge smile and say "why was 79 afraid to fight 80 . because 81 !!!!!!" and he doesnt laugh . he wont even crack a smile . he sighs then proceeds to pretend to lock me in our car while he does what was supposed to be our groceries . when he returns after 5 minutes he tells me never to say that shit ever again . and ill say okay but we both know we will do this again .

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me and my moots we're professionals at self shipping

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grumpy cause u cant stop thinking about me arent you >:0)