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On a spiritual level we are these posts #140

Kira: Do you wanna hear a chemistry joke? 

tahlia: 

Kira: -is that a no? 

tahlia: I'm sorry did you expect... a reaction? 

Kira: 

Kira, wiping away a tear of joy: I love you.

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On A Spiritual Level We Are These Posts #139

Rylee: Kira fucking Dalinkiewicz dressed up as a doctor, came into my room, diagnosed me with "ugly" and then left

911 dispatcher: ma���am 911 is for serious calls only

Rylee: well I felt seriously offended

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On A Spiritual Level We Are These Posts #138

Rylee: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Kira: in my defence, Maddie bet me 50 cents I wouldn't drink that shampoo.

Rylee: that's not what i-

Rylee: yOU DRANK SHAMPOO??

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On A Spiritual Level We Are These Posts #137

Rylee: I don’t have any feelings.

Sophia: Kira doesn’t like you

Rylee, on the verge of tears: TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

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On a spiritual level we are these posts #136

Kira: “With all due respect, intercourse yourself.”

Sophia: “What??”

Rylee: “She means fuck you.”

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On a Spiritual Level We Are These Posts #135

Rylee: Okay, well, since Kira isn’t here herself, we’ll just have to log onto his computer, click “forgot password” and answer his security questions

Sophia, nodding: Question one, “what is god?”

Maddie: Oh no.

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On a Spiritual Level We Are These Posts #134

Kira: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Rylee: No, I said “Kira, don’t lick the swing set” and you said “Don’t tell me what to do Rylee.”

Kira:

Rylee: And then you licked the swing set.

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On a Spiritual Level We Are These Posts #133

Rylee: If you’re watching this, I’m already dead.

Rylee: Not because I left this to be viewed in the event of my demise, but because that’s only logical reason someone would be fucking with my laptop.

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On a Spiritual Level We Are These Posts #132

Sophia: What’s that anime with the four boys that look exactly alike? Why is it popular? They’re ugly

[without looking up from their phones]

Maddie: Teenage mutant ninja turtles

tahlia: The Beatles

Rylee: Mt. Rushmore

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On a Spiritual Level We Are These Posts #131

tahlia: What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to say?

Maddie: I was wrong.

Sophia: I need help.

Rylee: I’m sorry.

tahlia: No.

Kira: Worcestershire sauce

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On a Spiritual Level We Are These Posts #130

Kira: Give me ten reasons why I shouldn’t turn into a slug right now.

Rylee: I literally can’t think of one reason and it’s pissing me off.

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On a Spiritual Level We Are These Posts #129

Maddie: So what’s for dinner?

Kira: I can’t tell you, it’s a SOUP-PRISE

tahlia: Is it soup?

Kira, smiling: I SOUP-POSE it could be.

Rylee: Enough with the fucking soup puns.

[10 minutes later]

Maddie and tahlia: It was fucking TACOS??

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Real life events #18

*Kira, Rylee and Charles on a call*

Rylee: You can’t keep doing this you can’t keep marrying-

Kira: CHARLES DO YOU WANT TO BE MY HUSBAND.

Rylee: YOU HAVE 13-

Charles: SURE!

Rylee: NO-

Charles: Have you had a non-binary partner yet?

Kira: No, CHARLES IS MY FIRST. 

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On a Spiritual Level We Are These Posts #128

Kira: *suggests something*

Sophia: Look we all have something to bring to this discussion and right now the best thing you should bring is silence.

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On a Spiritual Level We Are These Posts #127

Literally anyone: How many kids do you have??

Us: ...

Us: Biologically, legally or emotionally? Because there is a difference. 

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Real life events #16

Maddie: I don’t eat bananas anymore...

Raulston: Well. That’s unfortunate.

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Today #3

(Well. Four days ago actually.)

We celebrate the ageing of one Maddie Jade!! YOU OLD NOW FOOL. We love you loads and loads ginger jesus and you honestly deserve nothing but joy and love!! 👩🏻‍🦰🧡

-R