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When your car gets towed but you actually don’t have to have a meltdown about it bc your partner says he will take care of things and then he actually fucking does it
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Got accidentally locked out but got brought home a strawberry matcha drink and I said I wished I would have remembered to ask him to get me a mangonada on the way home and he’s out to get one right now 😭🥺
#🥰#I love having treats while I do chores#to be loved is to be allowed to be inconvenient#and frivolous at times
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Crocheted Seafood and Knitted Loaves Top the Menu of Kate Jenkins’s Food-Focused Exhibitions
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Ima need every tiktoker that bullied Betty mcknit for her six day star blanket pattern not being “accessible” to write her a five page apology and show an understanding of how the fiber arts community functions before posting again
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I don't think you are ready for toys. Do another 100 imagination drills and then report back.
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Diamond cookie plain
Diamond cookie choc
Chocolate sablee
Cinnamon chocolate sugar x2
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my only advice is to BE CAREFUL posting about holiday traditions around europeans. you'll post something casual like "anyone else watch the old Grinch movie every year? what a classic" and a european will appear as if summoned and say some shit like "funny how USAmericans always CONVENIENTLY forget that Not Everyone On Earth is from The USA…….. no of COURSE we dont watch 'the grunch' or whatever the fuck that is…. our tradition is to attend a community showing of Glummdorf the Racial Stereotype"
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sad lonely transfem you are everything good in the whole wide world. please never forget.
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i dragged myself to the store to get painkillers and groceries. thank god for painkillers and medication. there was a sweet woman in the elevator who made me feel a bit nicer. i carry so many groceries that i swear i have strong arm muscles these past few years. the straps of one of my cloth bags broke but nothing fell out, lol. i wish i could sleep for 5,000 years. i bought the ingredients to make gf chicken pot pie
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literally could have been so cunty if they didn’t change the proportions…
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