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Just got some really funny divorce news
#guess who got used in court as an example of a bad influence cuz I’m gay#I’m acksually bisexual cause I’m attracted to Natasha lyonne and jack quaid#(I have one joke)
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That post about only trans men wanting $30 boxers is true but also look at gq:
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gary larson this is one BANGER of a comic, thank you.
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I think one of the major problems these days is how many games are shooters which leaves young men feeling like that's all they can be, and makes them unable to picture themselves as a young witch who is trying to find her neighbors lost cat in the mountains
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the appearance of god is two-fold, Robert Fludd, 1626
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A couple of weeks ago someone was trying to hack into my instagram account by calling themselves oh boy Felix underscore I think I have a really dark and evil side called oh boy Felix underscore. The profile was just a little bit too much zoomed in to my actual account
These were texts between my partner and oh boy Felix underscore
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Tubi is the best streaming service because it captures the feeling of a video store, but not a corporate video store like Blockbuster, or even a good indie store, but a rundown video rental place under a overpass weeks away from closing down. You'll find, like, 2001: A Space Odyssey next to a unwatchable copy of a 70s exploitation film and a micro-low-budget indie and a movie called STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE III but you can find no evidence of STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE one or two existing.
This is a real, commercial streaming service and they've uploaded films with the DVD menu visible for the first few seconds bc it's a recording of a DVD copy. What a titan in the landscape of streaming
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nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests
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