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Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

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"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

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Doc Ock when he saw Tom Holland’s Spider-Man instead of Tobey

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⚠️ Spiderman: No Way Home’s plot be like:

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where are the milfs.

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The Saga of Clark (part 1)

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Rabbit vs. Hare

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love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out

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very strong

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healthy relationships are goofy relationships🥰🥰🥰

some notable favorites.

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Teen Titans by Gabriel Picolo

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I was talking with the gnomes and they don't even think you are worth playing whimsical little tricks and japes on.

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No offense but please don't call Jack Black hot.

why would you say no offense and then go on to offend me 

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