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og-fanofmyself · 12 hours
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cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about
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og-fanofmyself · 13 hours
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my fucking squire died so I’m stuck in this stupid armor
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Happy International Museums Day to the following people:
The guy who called me the Whore of Babylon for teaching kids about Ancient Egypt as I stood there and nodded.
The woman who was deeply incensed that staff wouldn't open the cases so she could touch the organic objects.
The one guy who made me translate hieroglyphs on a stele for him, then was mad because it didn't say what he wanted it to say, and reported me for 'lying' to the public.
The parents who objected to the taxidermied animals having taxidermied genitalia because it was unseemly.
Those kids on a school trip who got on the floor in front of a mummy and started chanting 'we worship Ra' as their teacher desperately tried to get them to leave.
That one guy who...uh...really liked geodes. No, they were not a special interest. He really, really liked geodes.
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the man
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the queen of the disco or whatever
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og-fanofmyself · 15 hours
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og-fanofmyself · 15 hours
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silent girl september… sleepy girl september… solitary girl september…
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og-fanofmyself · 15 hours
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biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"
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og-fanofmyself · 15 hours
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portuguese miku.
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Source: giatoctieuca
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og-fanofmyself · 16 hours
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did you know you can maybe grow tits if you hit yourself hard enough and often enough
Over 70 percent of the German battalion's soldiers have been diagnosed with significant gynecomastia. Military officials have promised to keep an eye on the men's breasts.
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og-fanofmyself · 16 hours
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His best friend 🐈😺😅
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