steven. 1997. he/him. infp. we lick saltwater stains from our hands, and yes, they taste like all the shipwrecked songs of our forefathers.
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You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.
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The Umbrella Academy characters as John Mulaney quotes
Luther
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Klaus
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Diego
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Number Five
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Vanya
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Allison
Ben
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Reginald Hargreeves
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