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Party Poison: It's time for Plan B.
Fun Ghoul: We have a Plan B?
Party Poison: No, but it's time for one.
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Fun Ghoul: Well, you know what they say. You can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs.
Jet Star: He’s never making me breakfast.
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got a broken heart?? put it in rice
Worth a shot considering turning it off then back on didn’t work
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just hacked gender… boutta delete the whole mainframe
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ME AND ALL MY GAY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO GO GET FUCKED UP IN THE DESERT
AND THERES NOTHING THE GOVERNMENT CAN DO ABOUT IT
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reblog bc you love and appreciate kobra kid and jet star
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Party Poison: *vibrating slightly because he had too much caffeine* everything in the world is my fault
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I can be changed by what happens to me, but I refuse to be reduced by it.
Maya Angelou (via wordsnquotes)
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Party Poison: I never bragged.
Kobra Kid: You once called your face "the proof of God's existence."
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jet star: why wont you leave the diner we have things to do
kobra kid probably:
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When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal.
Party Poison (via incorrectkilljoyquotes)
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Here's a hint: you can't.
everything feels so forced here. i hate it
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Okay okay! I trust your judgement.
Stop asking me shitty questions. Yes, I am in a poly triad. Yes, that means I have two new boyfriends and I expect you to treat them good. No, it’s not open. No, I won’t tell you any more.
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Who they are, if that's okay? Other than that, I don't care, as long as you're good to each other.
Stop asking me shitty questions. Yes, I am in a poly triad. Yes, that means I have two new boyfriends and I expect you to treat them good. No, it’s not open. No, I won’t tell you any more.
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Does your sibling get to know more?
Stop asking me shitty questions. Yes, I am in a poly triad. Yes, that means I have two new boyfriends and I expect you to treat them good. No, it’s not open. No, I won’t tell you any more.
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